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(Uproxx)   Robert Pattinson denies the rumors he'll be Indiana Jones or a Jedi, continues to hate Twilight while doing so   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Robert Pattinson, Disney  
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991 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Jun 2014 at 4:10 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-16 03:05:44 PM  
He probably wanted to avoid getting killed.
2014-06-16 03:40:22 PM  
There is no need for this.
The Young Indy Chronicles covered anything that has to be shown or said.
Please stop.
2014-06-16 06:39:20 PM  
The last? Link? In, like, the article or whatever? Is, like... (hold on, I just got a new update from Twitter)... anyway, like, what was I saying? OHMYGOD I'm so sorry, I like? Totally forgot? That I was, like, totally in the middle of an interview... I KNOW you know what that's like, Robert Pattinson, whose dick like I'm not totally sucking at all...? So, um, like, what was the question? OHMYGOD, just spew back to be whatever talking points your stu-stu-stu-dio (ohmygoditotallyslippedinaphilcollinsreferencethere) told you to deliver to me.
2014-06-16 10:14:39 PM  
Can't totally hate the sparklepire for knowing he's sparklepire and saying screw it I totally did it because I knew it was going to bring me a mad fat check.

Still say vampires DON'T FARKING SPARKLE! I hate that this crap is marketed for brainless woman who think violence and stalking is SO romantic. smh *eye roll*
2014-06-17 05:54:30 AM  
Say what you will, all the Twilight money lets Robert and his boyfriend travel the world.
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