Anayalator: Is it called TotalFart?
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ElLoco: [img.fark.net image 249x420]
fusillade762: Did anybody else read that as "Ape teaches kids about nutrition" at first?
oukewldave: If I had small kids that would actually benefit from something like this, they would not have a phone that has data on it to get this app.../ Yes, any children I may somehow have in the future definitely lose on the parent lottery...
brap: When I was a kid my best friend's dad was a surgeon that had this great stash of cassette tapes that had information on how to diagnose various ailments based on the sound of the flatulence.If American Top Forty has kept count on how many times we listened to that damn thing it would have been on top of the charts.That is my pre-app fart story. Thank you for allowing me to share it.P.S. You may want to get that colon checked, your last fart sounded cancerous.
UsikFark: What about 'brap?'
Phins: Since I actually remember being a kid, I think this will probably encourage kids to eat foods that cause the most epic farts.It turns out that the best way to get kids to eat healthy foods is to do nothing other than present it as food.
Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 360x360]Be afraid. Very afraid.
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Ennuipoet: Kids? I suspect it will primarily used by dudes in supermarkets. Including me.
thisisyourbrainonFark: Matthew Keene: Fartmaggedon[www.metro.us image 620x420]Those? Try beer and garlic./and then a haz-mat suit
Spanky McStupid: I would totally download that app if I had a sm fart phone.
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