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2014-06-12 04:37:18 PM  
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First time using dental floss
2014-06-13 01:59:09 AM  
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2014-06-13 10:04:01 AM  
"Are you sure this is how you dance the limbo, sir?"
2014-06-13 10:08:55 AM  
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2014-06-13 10:12:28 AM  
Frossing you are doing it long
2014-06-13 10:12:54 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: "Are you sure this is how you dance the limbo, sir?"

How row can you go?
2014-06-13 10:26:31 AM  
Cpl Wo Fross Chin was really getting tired of the teasing about his name.
2014-06-13 10:27:35 AM  
"Determination: not a Leno progeny"
2014-06-13 10:48:26 AM  
I told you to blindfold him!  Not floss his chin!
2014-06-13 11:38:33 AM  
And here come the beads.
2014-06-13 01:08:02 PM  
I don't mind the string so much, it's when be balances a treat on my nose and tells me to stay that I feel degraded.
2014-06-13 03:44:41 PM  
'Confucius say: "There is one thread which runs through all my doctrines."'
2014-06-13 04:01:35 PM  
I'll talk! I'll talk

No one can resist the ancient Chinese String torture.  Not even the Chinese!
2014-06-13 04:02:49 PM  
You'll have to speak up. The Chinese Army is holding up the line.
2014-06-13 04:14:58 PM  
Write this down:  Private Tu Chin has one chin.

Got it.  Private Wuan Chin has two chins.

No.  Private Tu Chin has one chin

Privately, Juan Chin has two chins.

No.  You are an embarrassment to Army records keepers everywhere.

Even the United States? That hurts.

No. They are in a group all to themselves.  Now.Private Tu Chin.  I have measured him and found him to have only one chin.

Why are you telling me this?

You are supposed to be recording this.  You are the official recorder of chins for the Army.

I thought you demoted me with that hurtful comment.  I closed my ledger and retracted my pen.

I was merely commenting on  your record keeping skills and those comments have been justified by your follow on actions. Now, open your ledger and tract you pen.  Write this down:  Private Tu Chin has one chin.

Private Tu Chin: While you two squabbled, I was promoted to General.  My family builds expensive looking cars for the people we desire to become.  I order both of you to the disputed islands for a long term deployment.

As you desire, General Tu Chin

Yes sir, General Juan.
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