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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 03:34:18 PM  
Sounds like they need to be busted down to Thursday night vespers.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-06-12 03:44:48 PM  
Let the shisming commence!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 03:52:57 PM  
Well, OK.  As long as they also continue to sexually abuse people.
 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-06-12 04:00:23 PM  
"The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

Yeah, Jesus really railed on and on and on about abortion. That guy never farking shut up about it.
 
R.A.Danny
2014-06-12 04:04:37 PM  
Abortion is never not going to be a sin in the Catholic church. Francis never said it shouldn't be. The wailing and gnashing of teeth over it are supposed to be taken down a notch though.
 
SilentStrider
2014-06-12 04:14:08 PM  
Enjoy your excommunication,
 
Gecko Gingrich
2014-06-12 04:25:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming


I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-06-12 04:34:21 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming

I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.


I can't c very well today, I guess
 
PreMortem [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 05:10:02 PM  
Because helping the poors doesn't fill the collection plate like hatred.
 
Lionel Mandrake
2014-06-12 05:14:47 PM  
Hey, when you've been ignoring Jesus for so long, ignoring the pope is easy.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-06-12 05:57:19 PM  
"Not OUR Pope!"
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:04:39 PM  

R.A.Danny: Abortion is never not going to be a sin in the Catholic church. Francis never said it shouldn't be. The wailing and gnashing of teeth over it are supposed to be taken down a notch though.


Actually, historically speaking, until the 20th century, a fetus wasn't human until it was born. The soul didn't enter until the quickening. (First breath, cry)

It was doctors who discovered that children was far more biologically fare more advanced in development than first thought.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:04:59 PM  
Good.

Anything that hastens the Catholic Church's slide into complete irrelevance is fine with me.
 
Isitoveryet
2014-06-12 06:07:15 PM  
in America, if the Religious message doesn't jive with local political message, there's going to be a problem, m'kay?

Hell, if it weren't for the American versions of Religion, people would be asking the question, "what's a Republican".
 
Craps the Gorilla
2014-06-12 06:07:43 PM  
Tis the 'Murica way!
 
Circusdog320 [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:07:57 PM  
Wow...I'm going to be using that train wreck picture a lot today!
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:08:11 PM  

Isitoveryet: in America this world, if the Religious message doesn't jive with local political message, there's going to be a problem, m'kay?

Hell, if it weren't for the American versions of Religion, people would be asking the question, "what's a Republican".


FTFY
 
Smeggy Smurf
2014-06-12 06:08:51 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: MaudlinMutantMollusk: shisming

I imagine that's how "schisming" would sound if one had had about 35 communions in a day.


I'd gladly go for 35 small cups of wine right now.
 
teenage mutant ninja rapist
2014-06-12 06:10:09 PM  

Diogenes: Well, OK.  As long as they also continue to sexually abuse people.


Why else would I keep going to sunday mass?
 
Isitoveryet
2014-06-12 06:10:12 PM  

meat0918: Isitoveryet: in America this world, if the Religious message doesn't jive with local political message, there's going to be a problem, m'kay?

Hell, if it weren't for the American versions of Religion, people would be asking the question, "what's a Republican".

FTFY


darn it meat, i'm trying to bash American religions and their hate filled message, not the worlds hate filled messages!
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:10:14 PM  
How about this....STOP RAPING CHILDREN, Then maybe you can have  say about abortion and gay people.
 
Dragonflew
2014-06-12 06:10:22 PM  
American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?
 
Harry_Seldon [BareFark]
2014-06-12 06:11:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Hey, when you've been ignoring Jesus for so long, ignoring the pope is easy.


Maybe there should be some sort of inquisition to get these bishops back in line? They can't be expecting that.
 
pute kisses like a man
2014-06-12 06:12:59 PM  
you know who else condemned abortion?
 
Kittypie070
2014-06-12 06:14:08 PM  
Wow, the GOP contagion has really polluted everything it touches, hasn't it.
 
John the Magnificent
2014-06-12 06:14:26 PM  

Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?


They are thinking of the children.

The young, soft, tender, sweet, sweet children.Especially the boys.

And that's the farking problem!
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:14:55 PM  
"The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

Abortion is bad, birth control is bad, gay is bad. So, naturally, you held your annual conference in what could be described as one of the most proudly wicked cities in America. Great choice!
 
neongoats
2014-06-12 06:14:59 PM  
Of course they aren't going to listen, they make too much donation cash from derpy derps, and gain too much personal glory and status fighting the "evil abortionists".

But, when they drive it to a point of actually having a schism, they'll just end up another derpy protestant sect and will continue to fade into obscurity. So it's all good.
 
Dragonflew
2014-06-12 06:15:21 PM  

John the Magnificent: Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?

They are thinking of the children.

The young, soft, tender, sweet, sweet children.Especially the boys.

And that's the farking problem!


The problem is those damned sexy kids.
 
smurfeater
2014-06-12 06:15:42 PM  
Let's not forgot that Jesus was one of the original Socialists.
 
xkillyourfacex
2014-06-12 06:16:46 PM  
Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.
 
praxis44241
2014-06-12 06:16:53 PM  
So the church is now run like a governmet now, where the legislative power can c*ck block the executive office?

At what point did these bishops get the right to veto the Pope?
 
quansem
2014-06-12 06:17:43 PM  
Never piss off a Jesuit.
 
jehovahs witness protection
2014-06-12 06:17:44 PM  

Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?


They thought it was midget porn.
That's their story, and they' sticking to it.
 
Mouser
2014-06-12 06:17:52 PM  

Lando Lincoln: "The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

Yeah, Jesus really railed on and on and on about abortion. That guy never farking shut up about it.


Jesus didn't rail on about a lot of stuff, because he didn't need to teach people about what they already knew.

Remember, when he said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone", he was talking to people who actually stoned wrong-doers.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:17:55 PM  

Isitoveryet: meat0918: Isitoveryet: in America this world, if the Religious message doesn't jive with local political message, there's going to be a problem, m'kay?

Hell, if it weren't for the American versions of Religion, people would be asking the question, "what's a Republican".

FTFY

darn it meat, i'm trying to bash American religions and their hate filled message, not the worlds hate filled messages!


I'm a former Catholic myself.

I amazed how many people still fill the pews every Sunday, blissfully reverent, then go on ignoring everything they've been asked to do.

I was once told by the daughter of a Baptist minister that the real difference and source of the hate between the sects was "Catholics are rich, Baptists are poor, simple as that".

It's not that simple, but it is amusing.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2014-06-12 06:17:58 PM  

Dragonflew: American Bishops Keep Focus On Abortion And Gays

What about the kiddy-diddling? Won't someone think of the children?


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GleeUnit
2014-06-12 06:19:29 PM  
No gay rights:  Check
No abortion:  Check
No contraception:  Check

No f*cking little boys:
 
gibbon1
2014-06-12 06:19:52 PM  
"The question of abortion will remain as very important," said Cardinal Daniel DiNardo of the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston, Texas, after the vote at the national assembly in New Orleans. "There are pillars to the house and it is one of the pillars."

When the number on the sign, "No. Days without a bishop sticking it to a little boy" is in the double digits we can talk.
 
Isitoveryet
2014-06-12 06:20:17 PM  

xkillyourfacex: Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.


and he's entitled to his opinion, as is everyone, and when you publicly announce that opinion, prepare for the public backlash.

/I have nothing but respect for the current Pope, more so than i have had for any religious leader, ever.
 
Isitoveryet
2014-06-12 06:21:26 PM  

meat0918: "Catholics are rich, Baptists are poor, simple as that".


LOL!
 
bunner
2014-06-12 06:21:53 PM  
Jesus  ~  W A S  ~  a socialist, you twats.
 
NicoFinn
2014-06-12 06:23:08 PM  
"There are pillars to the house of the rising sun, and my penis is one of the pillars."

They just had to have the conference in NOLA, didn't they? Enjoy the Quarter to the fullest whilst on break from your little sewing circle jerk, assholes.
 
Snarfangel
2014-06-12 06:23:18 PM  

Isitoveryet: xkillyourfacex: Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.

and he's entitled to his opinion, as is everyone, and when you publicly announce that opinion, prepare for the public backlash.

/I have nothing but respect for the current Pope, more so than i have had for any religious leader, ever.



More than...Jesus?
 
Isitoveryet
2014-06-12 06:24:33 PM  

Snarfangel: Isitoveryet: xkillyourfacex: Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.

and he's entitled to his opinion, as is everyone, and when you publicly announce that opinion, prepare for the public backlash.

/I have nothing but respect for the current Pope, more so than i have had for any religious leader, ever.


More than...Jesus?


he was a bit before my time.

/agnostic
 
moothemagiccow
2014-06-12 06:24:39 PM  

xkillyourfacex: Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.


Buddy Jesus didn't convert you yet? He doesn't even wear the big hat! He's lovable!
Seriously though I just got back from the Rome and those farkers at the vatican have way too much money.
 
Felgraf [TotalFark]
2014-06-12 06:25:38 PM  

xkillyourfacex: Liberals really want the pope to be something he is not.

He opposes homosexuality. He opposes abortion.
Don't fool yourselves.


No, I'm not fooling myself.

But he also pointed out (rightly) that the bible talked about social justice, and aiding the poor, waaaaayyyy farking more than it talked about Abortion, or gay people. A LOT more.
 
red5ish
2014-06-12 06:26:17 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Good.

Anything that hastens the Catholic Church's slide into complete irrelevance is fine with me.


Don't hold your breath.
There are around 1.2 billion Catholics in the world and around 75 million in the United States, where they make up almost a quarter of the total population.
 
bunner
2014-06-12 06:26:25 PM  
"LIBERALS!"  "CONSERVATIVES!"   *snort*
 
Shadowtag
2014-06-12 06:26:53 PM  
Because they've definitely got the moral high ground.
 
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