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(   South African man caught by police eating the still-warm heart of the man he'd just killed--but with proper utensils. I mean, he's not THAT gauche   ( divider line
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2014-06-12 09:25:40 AM  
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When the Gugulethu man is dead, Mbuyiselo will eat his heart.  Before he dies, Mbuyiselo will put his children under the knife, sot he Gugulethu man will know his seed is wiped out forever.
2014-06-12 11:01:56 AM  
2 votes:
He's probably one of those society types.

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2014-06-12 01:51:28 PM  
1 vote:
Gugulethu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
2014-06-12 01:13:05 PM  
1 vote:
Also found at the scene.

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2014-06-12 12:09:46 PM  
1 vote:
Jeeez this is getting confusing.  I've just figured out which fork is for the appetizer, the salad, the main course, and for dessert.  Now I gotta learn which one is for eating the freshy-ripped out heart of my foes?

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2014-06-12 12:03:59 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it's not like they're good cold.
2014-06-12 12:00:58 PM  
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ArcadianRefugee: What are the proper utensil for killing a man.

It's a spoon, isn't it? Say it's a spoon.

/maybe a spatula
/or gravy ladle

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Because it's dull, you twit, it will hurt more.
2014-06-12 11:55:27 AM  
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2014-06-12 10:19:16 AM  
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