MaudlinMutantMollusk: Or maybe just a liar/deadline and a non-story FTW
nekom: I doubt it. Edibles are very easy to overdose* on.
WhiskeySticks: Directions, how do they work?
Delawheredad: She has ALWAYS been an idiot.
factoryconnection: She's a writer, not a reader!
brap: Reminds me of the first time I had a wine spritzer.Woke up five days later naked and somehow entangled in a ballroom chandelier.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: nekom: I doubt it. Edibles are very easy to overdose* on.You didn't read the article, did you?
que.guero: I bought a 750ml bottle of Everclear, why didn't they tell me not to drink the whole thing in a sitting?
bingethinker: Hallucinations? Is she sure that wasn't the pot reacting with some medication she's on?
leonel: That's what you get for injecting a whole marijuana!
Tom_Slick: Alright, Maureen, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.. Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
ChipNASA: leonel: That's what you get for injecting a whole marijuana!*golf clap*
BlackMtnMan: As a Colorado resident and native, the media and psuedo scientists need to STFU. I haven't noticed one farking difference in life as we know it here, nor have my friends. And no, I haven't used weed in many years.So welcome to Colorado. Now go the hell home. We're tired of you.
nekom: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Or maybe just a liar/deadline and a non-story FTWI doubt it. Edibles are very easy to overdose* on.*not fatally of course, but causing serious effects that even seasoned users might consider undesirable.
Osomatic: My major problem with Maureen Dowd is that she often relies way too heavily on a particular rhetorical trick, namely the use of one-sentence paragraphs.It's effective.Once in a while.Especially with short sentences.When you make it your primary writing style, though, it gets old fast. And when it comes at the end of an essay, frankly it reminds me of slashies.
Fark like a Barsoomian: que.guero: I bought a 750ml bottle of Everclear, why didn't they tell me not to drink the whole thing in a sitting?So, how's being dead?I mixed in a little too much of that stuff once. I don't remember exactly what it did to us but it didn't feel good.
mdeesnuts: Delawheredad: She has ALWAYS been an idiot.
factoryconnection: WhiskeySticks: Directions, how do they work?She's a writer, not a reader!But seriously, folks: if you've never used a drug before, consider doing so with someone experienced in attendance. I've never touched MJ, but if I did I know which specialists in my friend group I'd consult first.
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