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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)   So I want some fresh eggs....let's go to Rent The Chicken   ( divider line
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2014-06-11 02:01:50 PM  
4 votes:

special20: Isn't that... prostitution?

I mean... to *some* people.

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2014-06-11 12:59:11 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-11 02:44:38 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-11 02:30:47 PM  
2 votes:
Tickling with a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverse.
2014-06-11 01:49:55 PM  
2 votes:
Keep renting that chicken!
2014-06-11 03:22:21 PM  
1 vote:
I tried to do it but the coupon the chicken gave me was expired
2014-06-11 02:53:18 PM  
1 vote:
Quick!  Someone alert the RNC!
2014-06-11 02:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-11 02:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
Why buy the chicken when you can get the eggs nearly free?

Having smelled chicken shiat, I will be getting my eggs the old-fashioned way, from an air-conditioned shelf at the local store in a recycled carton that is useful for arts and crafts of all kinds.

Phewie, that's some sinus-clearing stuff. If God had wanted us to eat free-range local organic eggs, he surely would have made chicken shiat smell like deep-fried chicken. And it lingers. A chicken coop that hasn't been used in 50 years will smell almost as bad as one still in use.

No wonder New York City has laws against keeping giraffes, hippos and other exotic animals in your apartment. Besides the animal cruelty aspect of living in New York City, of course.
2014-06-11 02:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
Neo-cons are going to want to get the insurance package.
2014-06-11 02:06:29 PM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: special20: Isn't that... prostitution?

I mean... to *some* people.

Sorry, meant to hit preview button, but this guy can see it that way...

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2014-06-11 01:58:30 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: This must be some kind of yolk.

No. You actually have to shell out $350.
2014-06-11 01:51:22 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't that... prostitution?

I mean... to *some* people.
2014-06-11 01:47:52 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "Rental fees are $350 for six months, and birds that die for any reason other than neglect are replaced. The couple said the pair of hens will produce from eight to 14 eggs a week."

Roasting doesn't fall under neglect. Unlimited chicken dinners for under $60 per month? Sign me up!
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