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(The Hockey Writers)   If NHL teams were the houses in Game of Thrones. Tyrion and Joffrey would look pretty good with Jon Quick and Dustin Brown jerseys, respectively   ( thehockeywriters.com) divider line
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2014-06-09 06:52:46 PM  
You know nothing, Don Cherry.
2014-06-09 10:01:33 PM  
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2014-06-09 10:08:11 PM  
Does that technically make Mario Lemieux or Bruce McNall the Kingslayer?
2014-06-09 10:09:39 PM  
Way to not include a team in the SCF, boys.
2014-06-09 10:12:29 PM  

MrJesus: SCF

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension needs some work?
2014-06-09 10:20:11 PM  
Ah yes, the Bill Simmons formula: Attribute a sports league/team/season to another pop culture thing.

A guaranteed writers block buster. By making spurious connections and form-fitting the ones that don't fit, while imploring your readers not to think about it too much or discuss the connections in depth, a treasure trove of articles are yours. I recommend: "All 30 NHL teams in a Monday Night RAW Royal Rumble" or "Clutch playoff performers as Wild West gunslingers" or even "Sports trophies if they were Desperate Housewives".
2014-06-09 10:35:49 PM  

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2014-06-09 10:42:34 PM  
No Stars? Go fark yourself!
2014-06-10 08:31:41 AM  
Being that  I've never watched the show, I imagine Joe Thornton would be ok with the amount of floppy wieners.
2014-06-10 11:16:31 AM  
We are not poisoning Dustin Brown.
2014-06-10 11:30:54 AM  
I didn't quite follow that...is SIdney supposed to be Loras the sword swallower?
2014-06-10 12:32:33 PM  
well not to be pedantic but wouldn't the Wild make better Wildlings?
2014-06-10 12:51:16 PM  
See, I'd make the Maple Leafs the Targaryens - old house, past glory, currently in exile... with the caveat that the Targaryens are coming back.
2014-06-10 12:52:48 PM  
Also, nothing beats the NFL version for the Tullys:

House Tully: The Chargers.  Not a great house, but proud and their strength is in the Rivers.
2014-06-10 04:23:21 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: You know nothing, Don Cherry. You know nothing, Garth Snow

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