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(SFGate)   Protip: If you're two 19-year old kids with a stolen credit card, it might arouse suspicions if you use that card to rent a $240,000 car and a $12 million vacation home   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Santa Rosa, sports cars, Rohnert Park, credit card fraud  
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5677 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2014 at 10:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-09 10:54:42 AM  
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2014-06-09 10:56:06 AM  
2 votes:
Their sleeper cell leader is going to be so pissed. "No virgins for you!"
2014-06-09 10:54:29 AM  
2 votes:
I bet they were heading to the site of the 1982 World's Fair in Knoxville, TN.
2014-06-09 09:14:18 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-09 09:02:35 AM  
2 votes:
I smell a Michael Cera movie.

/Would someone open a window, please?
2014-06-09 06:28:40 PM  
1 vote:

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2014-06-09 01:06:44 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: I guess when I was 19 I'd have gone magpie and bought stuff  for myself. These days I'd buy items to resell online, but that's actually my legit business model. The trick is avoiding cereal numbers. And maybe avoiding being caught on camera. I'd use an intermediary buyer so my new inventory purchase wasn't localized, get that 19 year old to make the buys at least 250 miles from where I resell them.

I avoid cereal numbers also. For example "Product 19". If they can't take the time to come up with a real name, I'm not eating it.
2014-06-09 11:12:55 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm, teenagers and an AMEX no limit credit card.
If kids got ahold of MY credit card they might have been able to rent a YUGO, and stay at a Motel 6.

2014-06-09 10:46:04 AM  
1 vote:

LlamaGirl: Are they going to get off on affluenza?

Nah, they're guilty of attempted affluenza. That's a much more serious crime. It's ok to misbehave if you're rich, but pretending to be rich in order to misbehave is a felony.

/because ultimately, the real crime is being poor
2014-06-09 10:36:39 AM  
1 vote:
Why would I be two kids?
2014-06-09 08:54:39 AM  
1 vote:
I was once a 19 year old kid...but I've never been two 19 year old kids.
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