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(The Town Talk)   Protip: A living will does not entitle you to break into your dead ex-husband's house and take his shiat less than 24 hours after he dies   ( thetowntalk.com) divider line
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2014-06-07 03:56:56 AM  
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On seeing the headline, I wondered which of my wife's relatives died.  Nope, this is in some other state.

When her mom dies, we're going to have to put a guard on her house during the funeral.  It will probably be me, sitting on the front porch with a baseball bat.  At least we're several states away from those relatives so ti's not a constant threat.  One of her aunts didn't even have to die to get that treatment - she had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks and never could go home again because her house got stripped by her locust relatives.  Broke her heart.
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