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(WTKR)   Disgraced Blue Angels commander had an oversized penis painted on an airplane hangar's roof in the team's blue and gold colors - so large that it could be seen by satellites and appeared on Google Maps images   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Blue Angels, Google Maps, hangars, satellites, commanders, sexual harassment, Gregory McWherter  
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2014-06-05 10:22:15 AM  
13 votes:

vernonFL: Highway to the phallic zone.

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2014-06-05 06:25:14 AM  
8 votes:
Since he was one of the Blue Angels are you sure it was oversized? Maybe he just laid it there and traced around it...
2014-06-05 09:08:52 AM  
4 votes:
Highway to the phallic zone.
2014-06-05 09:34:19 AM  
3 votes:
We did this at NASA and no one got mad

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2014-06-05 09:28:22 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-05 09:19:46 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-06-05 10:09:57 AM  
2 votes:
They are called the BLUE Angels people. Hello.


Not White Knights.
2014-06-05 09:22:26 AM  
2 votes:
I like that in the process of describing a painted penis visible from space, the article helpfully called it 'oversized'.
2014-06-05 09:22:21 AM  
2 votes:
How about this?  Who cares?

Are there any women in the blue angels?  If not, how could you call it a hostile work environment?  Sounds to me like a pretty damn fun work place to me... What's that? I get to fly super awesome jets, have tons of pussy thrown at me, and I get to have a porn stash?  Sign. Me. Up.

Why does every group out there want to turn every other group into the same level of "pussy" they are.  If you are a jet flying badass son of a biatch... act like one.  This to me involves dirty jokes, cigars, porno, off color remarks, and other general FUN things.
2014-06-05 09:21:12 AM  
2 votes:
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Capt. Greg McWherter, who was then commanding officer of the Blue Angels, performs the Flying Clap Delivery System in an air show in Lincoln, Nebraska, on September 10, 2011. (U.S. Navy)
2014-06-05 11:46:26 AM  
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2014-06-05 11:16:01 AM  
1 vote:
Never thought I'd have to search for "penis" in a navy PDF, but here you guys go:

126. A large blue and gold penis was painted on the roof of the
center point trailer at the Blue Angels' winter training
facilities in El Centro. [Encls: (35), (37), (62), (63)]
127. The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery
(e.g. Google Maps). bought paint with his own money
and painted over the penis. This blue and gold penis existed
(b) (6)
(b) (6)
through the end of the 2012 airshow season. The penis

From same document:
177. The "Nettie Brown" is one of the culminating events in the
Cresting Process during which the "Newbies" are required to
recite a speech while "Oldbies" seek to distract them through
various means. [Encls: (8), (50), (57)]
178. The purpose of the Nettie Brown is to expose "Newbies" to
circumstances simulating conditions that might exist in some
(b) (6)
(b) (6)
(b) (6)
Blue Angels public affairs commitments and to teach "Newbies"
the importance of maintaining discipline and propriety despite
external distraction. [Encls: (46), (50), (57)]
179. The Nettie Brown has in the past included some practices
that reach beyond what might be required to achieve legitimate
goals of the event. For example, prior to 2011, foam penis hats
and mechanical "dog humping" hats were used to create
for the person reciting the speeches. Ice water
was also thrown on the speaker. [Encls: (44), (46), (50), (57),
(62), (65)]
2014-06-05 11:15:29 AM  
1 vote:
2014-06-05 10:26:44 AM  
1 vote:

JuggleGeek: I didn't read the article, but Google Earth pics are not taken by satellites.

Didn't read the headline, either.
2014-06-05 10:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
Nothing brings a team together like some good ole fashioned queer bashing.
2014-06-05 09:45:01 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently he asked two female crewmembers about it and they asked him to tone it down--which he did. Judging from TFA the female crew chiefs found it funny enough to participate in the shenannigans.  That doesn't really scream "hostile work environment" to me; my guess is someone got a bug up their butt about the commander and filed a complaint because they knew it was an easy way to take him down.

Or, something something rape culture something male privilege something something. It's one of those two.
2014-06-05 09:35:30 AM  
1 vote:
C'mon, baby.  Just a tip for the Tickle.

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2014-06-05 09:24:36 AM  
1 vote:

for good or for awesome: Am I alone in thinking that the Blue Angels is a waste of money and should be dissolved?  I assume most military guys are homophobic.

That's a poor assumption.  The military is a lot more diverse than most people think.
2014-06-05 09:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, porn will destroy all of us if not prevented on every level.
2014-06-05 07:50:33 AM  
1 vote:
Blue Angels Penis Hangar:

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2014-06-05 07:09:01 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was compensating.
2014-06-05 06:48:56 AM  
1 vote:
Boys will be boys. lol!
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