oldfarthenry: I wonder how she applies make-up on her face when her head is up her own ass 24/7?
brap: Charlie don't surf the web!
brap: I remember the horror I encountered in the jungle when rebels had left pungi sticks dipped in Gweneth Paltrow's Meyer Lemon aoli recipe. A reminder that war is hell, and refreshingly light snack that will cheer up any summer weekend and is particularly suitable for pairing with a light wine with subtle tannins and vibrant apricot and mango fruit overtones.The tangy deliciousness in my wounds still haunts me. As I stewed alone in solitude for years in that prison. Much to my surprise my wounds actually were a delicious marinade. The worst torture was the grill my captors provided me had only regular plebeian store bought charcoal, not the hand-treated Amish hardwood that my loins desperately cried out for. Much to my pleasure the canes which they beat me mercilessly with were actually sugar cane and made for a festive stirrer in the mojitos I was able to whip up poolside with fresh Persian limes I was able to smuggle into the hellhole in a festive but inconspicuous Jane Spade bag that was gifted bagged to me at the Trail of Tears, the Nam, the unspeakable horror that was The Oscars.
WhiskeySticks: Fairly certain I can hear my grandpa rolling in his grave right now.What a coont.
BadReligion: oldfarthenry: I wonder how she applies make-up on her face when her head is up her own ass 24/7?I thought her head was in the box.
Colour_out_of_Space: She needs to stop saying stupid things and to dress like Pepper Potts all the time.
Colour_out_of_Space: She needs to stop saying stupid things and to dress like Pepper Potts all the time.[www.gorgeous10.com image 500x378]
Car_Ramrod: I'll say that in a way I kinda understand where she's coming from. The internet is a mean, vile, nasty place, where people shiat on others they don't know for no reason whatsoever. However, if you take a step back, ignore what that says about society, and choose to look at it like a bunch of losers lashing out because their lives are so sad and pathetic in comparison, and realize you have it better than 99% of people on Earth, then your life will be that much better.I can't imagine reading a steady stream of hatred and not being a little jarred, but have some self awareness and perspective. Also, maybe ignore the internet.
GhostFish: It's almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing, and then something is defined out of it.Oh big farking deal. She wasn't saying they were equal.The War On Christmas. The War on Women. The War on hunger.World of Warcraft.Warhammer.All these things equate lesser things with war! So tear them all down for not showing proper respect, because we're a bunch of literal minded brain donors.
MarcysMan: Oh. Gwyneth.Really?Being trashed on the internets is like being a soldier at war?Farkers, is she right?Because I know that's the "popular" version of what went on over there.And a lot of people like to believe that.I wish I could, but I was "there".I wasn't here, tweeting, hoping I was right, thinking about it-I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work!Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him;While Pussies like You were back here partying, putting on Designer Clothes, paying a goddamned Nanny while you strolled the Red Carpet, and listening to your goddam JZ albums!OH!OH!!OH!!!
Billy Liar: "I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce...
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