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(   "Two drunken customers demand free food then trash Fort Lee McDonald's, police say." No word on what they demanded the trash for   ( divider line
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2014-05-29 07:40:26 PM  
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wildcardjack: Because little worker drone behind the counter doesn't have the leeway to punch in two basic bugers, a handful of fries, and two small sodas to sate the drunks. You know, before calling the cops about two drunks. But the people you're paying minimum wage can't be allowed to think and act with a cost of less than $10 because every fry has to be accounted for.

Because you want to be known as the place that gives free food to loud angry drunks. I don't know that youve thought your cunning plan all the way through.
2014-05-29 08:32:21 PM  
1 vote:
What does Mr Richard Fader from Ft Lee New Jersey say about this?
2014-05-29 07:36:41 PM  
1 vote:
Well,  they'll be getting some free food now.

Enjoy the 3 hots and a cot boys.
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