12349876: Signing a couple of papers is more fun with a butt plug.
H31N0US: Don't they have interns for that kind of thing?
phalamir: Has no one realized which Parliament they are talking about?
Cheron: See a need fill a need. One might need a little help after Parliament screws you and leaves you hanging./to be clear this is something Funkadelic would never do
The Muthaship: Tear the roof off the sucka.
Ehcks: No, no, no, subby. They haven't used just a couple sheets in a long time. They prefer reams.
rroden12: Ehcks: No, no, no, subby. They haven't used just a couple sheets in a long time. They prefer reams.Binders even.
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