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(Mental Floss)   The stories behind 10 ghastly album covers you've seen and shuddered at. "Heino, my son, you are beautiful and angular and you make my uterus implode with affection"   (mentalfloss.com) divider line
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Sybarite
2014-05-27 10:08:13 AM  
Still want to know more about

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strangeguitar
2014-05-27 10:26:41 AM  
Joyce is Peggy Hill.
 
Radak
2014-05-27 11:03:49 AM  
I think Joyce used to make me an the rest of the neighborhood kids Ovaltine back in the day.  The powdered kind of course.
 
DjangoStonereaver
2014-05-27 12:48:45 PM  
Trivia note:  at the time this picture was taken:

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Model Dolores Erickson was 3 months pregnant.
 
T.rex
2014-05-27 1:15:15 PM  
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Maturin [OhFark]
2014-05-27 1:33:56 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Trivia note:  at the time this picture was taken:

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Model Dolores Erickson was 3 months pregnant.


Oh man, that cover probably inspired my first erection
 
FlyPanAm
2014-05-27 2:00:15 PM  

T.rex: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x457]


"Sh*t Sandwich"
 
ArcadianRefugee
2014-05-27 2:04:05 PM  

FlyPanAm: T.rex: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x457]

"Sh*t Sandwich"


How about we split the difference and go for "Shart Sandwich"?
 
zerkalo
2014-05-27 2:05:38 PM  
No Pedo or Shota Bear approved covers. Thank Jebus!
 
give me doughnuts [OhFark]
2014-05-27 2:08:00 PM  
Eines Jungen besten frield ist seine Mutter.
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neversubmit
2014-05-27 2:11:39 PM  
Came for Ghastly...
 
maxx2112
2014-05-27 2:57:55 PM  

FlyPanAm: T.rex: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x457]

"Sh*t Sandwich"


Where'd they print that, where'd they print that?

Where did that appear?

That's not real, is it?

You can't print that!
 
Bender The Offender
2014-05-27 3:01:02 PM  
I still want to spit on Adele for what she did to "Lovesong". fark her, seriously.
 
XMark
2014-05-27 3:34:55 PM  
List fails without:
 
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Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]
2014-05-27 4:02:40 PM  

XMark: List fails without:
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That was done with Poser 1.0, wasn't it?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-05-27 4:08:24 PM  
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Disappointed this wasn't on the list
 
amplexus
2014-05-27 4:11:57 PM  
None of those had the story behind the album cover.  They all had a story behind the person on the album cover.  I guess subby kinda got it right wrong.
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2014-05-27 4:37:24 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [atriflingmatter.files.wordpress.com image 605x607]
Disappointed this wasn't on the list


Stephen Fry wouldn't release the rights. He's ashamed of his old cat's-eye glasses.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-05-27 5:27:47 PM  

BKITU: Bathia_Mapes: [atriflingmatter.files.wordpress.com image 605x607]
Disappointed this wasn't on the list

Stephen Fry wouldn't release the rights. He's ashamed of his old cat's-eye glasses.


I had glasses similar to those...47 years ago when I was a teenager.
 
orezona
2014-05-27 5:42:17 PM  
Oh, it's THIS list again...

*sigh*

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blorpen
2014-05-27 5:52:03 PM  
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The Larch
2014-05-27 6:14:25 PM  

amplexus: None of those had the story behind the album cover.  They all had a story behind the person on the album cover.  I guess subby kinda got it right wrong.


The entire article could have easily been written by a perl script pasting together the results from Google searches.

// at least it wasn't a slideshow
 
orezona
2014-05-27 6:50:43 PM  
^^^ That one is particularly horrifying if you find the NSFW version...

Pat Cooper's is tame by comparison:

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Shirley Ujest
2014-05-27 7:40:33 PM  
We dressed as Heino one year for some German party.
 
mcmnky
2014-05-27 9:18:45 PM  

orezona: ^^^ That one is particularly horrifying if you find the NSFW version...

Pat Cooper's is tame by comparison:

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Trivia note:

At the time that picture was taken, model Pat Cooper was 3 months pregnant.
 
Electrify
2014-05-27 9:58:05 PM  
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On second thought, I don't want to know the story behind this one...
 
dj_bigbird
2014-05-27 10:13:23 PM  
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dletter
2014-05-27 11:32:40 PM  
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Not sure what is "ghastly" about this one... I'm sure Eddie had a fun evening.
 
Lanadapter
2014-05-27 11:50:05 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Disappointed this wasn't on the list


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103761/pleasing-jesus
 
Ryder79
2014-05-28 10:28:30 AM  
That's the best they could do? How about the covers for "Voodoo U" and "Lust" by Lords of Acid?
 
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