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(Daily Mail)   'All I can tell you is that I thought it would help us as a family.' What is the 'it' this man is talking about? A) Family counseling, B) Donating their time to various charities together, or C) Robbing banks together   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-05-26 05:00:48 PM  
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Hilary T. N. Seuss: Mirandized: Had they been successful, "it" would have helped them as a family. It would certainly have taken care of their money problems.

Nope! RTFA: "they emptied their bags and realized they had stolen $70,000... But the money was gone in just a month."

It's just like winning the lottery. People who get some easy money just tend to burn through it and are no better off (and usually worse off) than when they started. We humans are dumb that way.


If you're impulsive enough to suddenly decide robbing banks is your best financial decision, and continue doing it after getting a well paying job no less, then you're probably not the type of rational conservative person that puts that money away in savings and only uses it as needed. That kinda person is more likely to impulsively purchase everything they fancy until the money is gone.
2014-05-26 06:29:59 AM  
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