Mugato: Why do these fake advice column letters keep getting greenlit
dready zim: Admit kinky sex.She`ll be mortified and totally drop thew subject and ignore everything she sees from then on but later, when she`s married, she might try kinky sex.And yeah, get her to explain that to the teacher.Snitches get forced to correct their own mistakes.
JasonOfOrillia: Have a private talk with the teacher and invite her (or him) to join in.
FizixJunkee: Cerebral Ballsy: Fake. People with kids don't have sex.We certainly do....
Cerebral Ballsy: Fake. People with kids don't have sex.
UberDave: She's 12 years old. It should be an easy conversation.Mom: "Honey, you know the slapping you hear? Well, those are slaps but the only marks your stepfather are leaving on me from slapping are on dat ass..."Daughter: "Ew."Mom: "Yeah, 'ew'. Now go explain it to your teacher so I don't have to.
DrunkWithImpotence: Dear Penthouse Forum Prudie...I swear these letters are made up sometimes.
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