BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Godzilla was OK. Too much time spent on our Eagle Scout hero.Million Dollar Arm is formulaic, but a decent sit. It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, etc etc.
lemurs: texdent: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?If no one is around, how do you know it fell?Anyway, Godzilla sequel in the works so better get used to it.
Shelbyville: Godzilla was god farking awful. Just awful. Like 1998 Godzilla with Ferris Bueller was more watchable. At least that movie had a Godzilla monster in it. You get a grand total of like 10 minutes of Godzilla screen time. And don't give me that crap that the director was building tension before the big reveal, like Jaws. Jaws was a work of art, this was a pile of shiat. We came to a Godzilla movie to see Godzilla duke it out with another giant monster. The first time the monsters both get to the same island, the only footage we see of them duking it out was in the background on the goddamn tv a kid was watching. WTF? Thats the main thing I want to see, not worried about whether soldier boy Ford's feelings were hurt. Or its in the background over a characters shoulder out of focus. We came to see a Godzilla movie, you know what that's supposed to be. And in the final 20 minutes when they finally do fight it was over way way too fast. How the fark did this pile of shiat cost $160 million?And the plot. King Kong vs Godzilla had a more coherent plot. That one where the Japanese trade Godzilla and Rodan to aliens for the cure for all diseases so he can fight King Ghidora on Planet X had a more coherent plot. Good lord was their plot holes galore. Lpng, boring, tedious, and a waste of your best acting talent. Bryan Cranston is done after 20 minutes then is completely forgotten. Walter White WTF?Toho needs to ban America from ever releasing another Godzilla movie ever again. Stop letting us gaijin ruin Godzilla.
Mad_Radhu: Naritai: Mad_Radhu: texdent: JonBuck: Saw it. Loved it. Next question.If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?Unless someone can provide a reasonable mechanism for how it would NOT make a sound, we should assume it does. To think otherwise is needlessly complicating things.But does a sound exist without a listener? It's nothing but vibrations of the air until someone is there to interpret it as sound.Vibrations are vibrations, no matter if someone is there to make it sound. That's why philosophical wankery is pretty useless compared to basic science. If you have a liquid or gas medium, and a big heavy object falls, it's gonna make vibrations that would be interpreted as sound. If you want to argue otherwise, the onus is on you to prove that a sound is not made in the absence of a listener.It's like that whole bullshiat about if people see colors the same, which is pretty stupid considering that color can be ties to specific wavelength of light. Not to mention we have farking Pantone color swatches that pretty much are designed to help people agree on colors.
fisker: When did Fark get swallowed up by 14 year old boys?This is heartbreaking.
BeerBear: fisker: RottenEggs: fisker: BeerBear: fisker: Who was supposed to be starring in this movie? The kid? This movie was worse than Battleship.Methinks you never seen the movie, just here to carpJust here to what?You heard him .Well, shiat. I stand corrected.I guess it is inevitable for every website that has open forums to be infected with idiots who believe that calling people trolls is a winning argument when they realize someone doesn't agree with them.Battleship was bad but Godzilla was worst? I don't think so
RottenEggs: fisker: BeerBear: fisker: Who was supposed to be starring in this movie? The kid? This movie was worse than Battleship.Methinks you never seen the movie, just here to carpJust here to what?You heard him .
TheGrayCat: I give the Godzilla scenes 5 stars. The human scenes (which are 70% of the movie) 2 stars.They waste the talent of both Bryan Cranston and Ken Watanabe and focus instead on stone-face boy and the Other Olsen Girl.WHAR GODZILLA? WHAR?
JonBuck: Saw it. Loved it. Next question.
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