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(CP24 Toronto)   Man steals 5 jackets from store, security chases him, he hops on bike, gets hit by car, car fails to stop, driver charged with hit and run, passenger charged with drug possession, and hit and run victim charged with theft. THE ARISTOCRATS   ( divider line
    More: Strange, owners, Yonge Street, thefts, passengers  
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2649 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 May 2014 at 10:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-18 11:53:08 AM  
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If he were wearing a bike helmet, none of this would have happened.
2014-05-18 10:53:41 AM  
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2014-05-18 10:44:40 AM  
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...ta DAH!
2014-05-18 10:19:54 AM  
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It's like some weird Rube Goldberg machine.
2014-05-18 08:33:50 AM  
1 vote:
...and security got fired for getting involved.
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