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(AZ Family)   Beekeeper tries to introduce a couple of new queen bees to the hives in her backyard. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that plan went   ( divider line
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2014-05-15 05:16:06 PM  
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2014-05-15 10:51:01 PM  
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I thought you removed Queens from the hive so other bees become queen, you don't introduce new queens. Maybe some apiary expert can enlighten me
2014-05-15 06:51:17 PM  
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"Course," he went on, righting himself, "the real fun starts if the weather's bad and the ole queen can't swarm, right?" He moved his hand in a sly circular motion. "What happens then is, the two queens - that's the old queen, right? And the new queen - the two queens start astalkin' one another among the combs, with the rain adrummin' on the roof of the hive, and the business of the hive agoin' on all around them," Mr. Brooks moved his hands graphically, and Magrat leaned forward, "all among the combs, the drones all hummin', and all the time they can sense one another, 'cos they can tell, see, and then they spots one another and-"

"Yes? Yes?" said Magrat, leaning forward.

"Slash! Stab!"

Magrat hit her head on the wall of the hut.

"Can't have more'n one queen in a hive," said Mr. Brooks calmly.

2014-05-15 05:00:06 PM  
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Five thousand male bees with neckbeards crowded around the two new bees insisting that they e-mail them their boobs, until the queens got sick of it all, packed up and left?
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