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(ABC News)   Casey Kasem has been found safe in Washington state, scoring some legal weed. Where else would you find a stoner with perpetual munchies and a conversion van?   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2014-05-15 10:08:46 AM  
4 votes:
At least the girls are relieved:
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2014-05-15 03:13:38 AM  
4 votes:
It's not really Casey Kasem at all! *yaks off skin mask*
2014-05-15 03:08:08 AM  
4 votes:
And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their lawyer.
2014-05-15 07:11:44 AM  
3 votes:

Precision Boobery: I was afraid he'd tried to jump a cliff.

No way, man.  He may reach for the stars, but he keeps his feet on the ground.
2014-05-15 03:21:12 AM  
3 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's not really Casey Kasem at all! *yaks off skin mask*

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2014-05-15 04:51:08 AM  
2 votes:
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"ze hair needs to be punished, Sonny"
2014-05-15 04:06:42 AM  
2 votes:
I was hoping he would stay missing. I was waiting for CNN to suggest he got swallowed by a mini blackhole.
2014-05-15 03:33:58 AM  
2 votes:
He was just making a long-distance dedication.
2014-05-15 03:03:55 AM  
2 votes:
Solving mysteries?
2014-05-15 10:26:53 AM  
1 vote:
He's only 82? That means he was only in his 40s in the '70s? Poor guy.
2014-05-15 10:17:12 AM  
1 vote:
That Sheriff smelled what Casey Kasem was cooking.

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2014-05-15 09:01:58 AM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Is it possible dealing with Casey's condition has taken a toll on Jean's mental state?

Then maybe she needs to be in Washington scoring the pot, and not him.
2014-05-15 08:43:23 AM  
1 vote:

Harry_Seldon: I worked for his wife some years back. Not a pleasant woman.

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2014-05-15 08:26:44 AM  
1 vote:
I'd love to help his daughter.

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2014-05-15 06:31:48 AM  
1 vote:

rev. dave: The article says he has Lewy body dementia.  That is the same disease my dad died of.  Which means he has not the slightest clue who is with him and likely does not know his family either.

That was not the case for my mother. She knew everyone and generally had good awareness of her surroundings (nursing home, where she ended up after a fall and a disastrous hospital stay). She also had hallucinations, which is a hallmark of LB dementia, as opposed to Alzheimer's.

On top of everything else, she was also extremely depressed by her situation. Most of the time when she refused to talk (while she was still able), it was because she didn't want to interact with anyone, not because she didn't know who they were. One day when she was especially unresponsive, I tried talking to her in German (her native language), since my grandmother who had had Alzheimer's responded to that on her bad days. She opened her eyes and told me, in English, that she had nothing to say and I should go the hell home.

It's a horrible way to go.
2014-05-15 05:43:34 AM  
1 vote:
Glad Casey has been found...

Now, back to the countdown...
2014-05-15 04:23:09 AM  
1 vote:

cc_rider: And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their lawyer.

This right here is great.

Someone needs to get him a large brown great dane
2014-05-15 04:17:30 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Thank god he's okay and "cognizant" of his location.
I hope I die before I get old and uncognizant or whatever the word might be.

Don't worry, I'll let you in on a little secret.
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2014-05-15 03:31:03 AM  
1 vote:
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See, when you come out of those downtempo goddamn news stories, man, it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you gotta go into somebody alive and well. Goddamn it if we can't come out of a slow news day, I don't understand it. Will somebody find out the goddamn answer? Okay. I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a story that isn't a farking downtempo story every time someone thinks they're gonna do my goddamn death dedication! This is the last goddamn time, I want somebody to use his farking brain, to not come out of a goddamn story that is, uh, that's downtempo and I gotta read about farking me dying!

/This is American Top 40, right here on the website you grew up with, farkin' thread '229-oh-Fark!
2014-05-15 03:25:47 AM  
1 vote:
Wilson said Kasem is visiting on vacation - and that he is cognizant of his location.

Wait until he gets his hands on some butane hash oil.
2014-05-15 03:20:21 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-15 03:19:49 AM  
1 vote:
I hope they don't make him come out of hiding after coming out of one of those goddamn uptempo numbers.
2014-05-15 03:13:20 AM  
1 vote:
I was skeert this was going to be another one of those $cientology disappearances.
2014-05-15 03:06:56 AM  
1 vote:

Eravior: Solving mysteries?

Scoring some of those... special... kinda scoobie snacks
2014-05-15 03:05:25 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody get me the hell out of here. Smells like Teen Age Spirit.
2014-05-15 03:04:24 AM  
1 vote:
Granted, Kitsap County is a good place to hide. You'd kind of have to be demented to want to "vacation" there, given the political landscape. It does have its natural beauty I suppose.
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