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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Hrmmm, well I guess it's time to head down to the high-school gym and have my vagina inspected   ( startribune.com) divider line
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2014-05-14 11:58:24 PM  
5 votes:
I have to be at the vagina in 26 minutes
2014-05-15 04:28:50 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-05-15 06:29:54 AM  
3 votes:
2014-05-15 02:53:41 AM  
3 votes:
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Wait a minute... That's not the vagina inspector!
2014-05-15 03:23:59 AM  
2 votes:
Nor do they know how many were sent out, but the Post Office took notice and removed 50 letters, said Kristi Mussman

I love her curry.

Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024]

/seems legit

Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina. Not to mention being incredibly painful.
2014-05-15 03:15:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-15 12:06:34 AM  
2 votes:
2014-05-14 11:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
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/seems legit
2014-05-15 04:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
Gene Masseth was my school's vagina inspector.
2014-05-15 10:18:56 AM  
1 vote:

ChubbyTiger: I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?

I did a GIS for it. This is what I got.

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2014-05-15 09:56:08 AM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: Pinko_Commie: [static.fjcdn.com image 561x398]

I recall something like this happening, and it was official.  They did the whole school the same day.  I was in kindergarten, when they had the whole class (boys and girls) strip to our skivvies and march down the hallway to the gym.  Exam tables were set up with a group of doctors and nurses already examining kids.  They plopped us on a table, did a quick check over (including a look at our junk) and lined us back up to head back to class to get dressed.  The memory still seems so surreal, and I'm not sure if they even bothered to tell my parents.  The schools didn't bother most of the time to tell parents about at exams like vision and hearing.

/I couldn't tell you where because it was WV, and we only lived there one year before moving to SC.
//HS would've been much more fun if they wanted to repeat the experience

I think you got molested.
2014-05-15 07:38:22 AM  
1 vote:

...what would a disorderly vagina look like?

Pussy Riot?
2014-05-15 07:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
After the school's police liaison officer saw a tweet about it on Tuesday, Principal Dave Lund sent out an e-mail to parents explaining that administrators "are aware of this letter and we are addressing the issue internally."
2014-05-15 07:10:08 AM  
1 vote:
I blame (shakes magic 8 ball) Ms. Mann from Scary Movie.
2014-05-15 07:00:57 AM  
1 vote:
Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.
2014-05-15 03:20:13 AM  
1 vote:
Dr Phil McColon is the resident proctologist
2014-05-15 03:16:56 AM  
1 vote:
Really, the school shouldn't have to send out the "It's a hoax" email.  It's obvious that anyone that shows up should fail high school and be sterilized as to not contaminate the planet.  Their parents already made that mistake and used up their quota their family quota.  Forever..
2014-05-15 03:10:36 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like there's an outbreak of centipedes in Savage, Minnesota!

As a life-long prankster, my I doff my hat and offer my deepest bow in homage of the perpetrator(s).
2014-05-15 02:27:55 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: You laugh, but in Japan elementary schools have an anal worm check that all students have to have at least once a year.

That's what they told the altar boys, too
2014-05-15 12:03:47 AM  
1 vote:
Barry McCockiner is bogus.  Everyone knows the Director of Vaginal Corrections is Dick Hardmeet.
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