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2014-05-14 05:01:21 PM  
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2014-05-14 07:40:30 PM  
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2014-05-14 05:17:01 PM  
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ashinmytomatoes: It doesn't take long to fry an egg. My favorite way to eat it is with toast, avocado, and salsa. You can also get those Jimmy Dean Delite sandwiches that have egg white and turkey sausage. They are actually pretty good and filling. Cereal does not fill me up. Forget 11. I'm hungry by 10 if I eat cereal, though mixing it with the higher-protein, plain, real Greek yogurt does help, it is still not as filling as eggs.

Randy Taylor. I don't know where you people come from. I don't know if you test your products. Your quantity of your products. Your products are very delicious. Love your sausage for thirty something years. But I can't take and feed a family of five on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't mind paying more money for your sixteen ounce roll of sausage, but you don't have it anymore. You've got a twelve ounce roll and you've got three men that weigh over two-hundred pounds a piece, a woman that's a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who's thirteen, and you're going to try to take a twelve ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that - it ain't going to work - and I'm not going to purchase your product any more or ever again. And as far as your sixteen ounce Maple and Sage, I don't eat that. I'm not from the North. I'm a Texas man. Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people to eat with their breakfast, with their fried eggs and their t-bone steak, and I can't see going to little twelve ounce package to feed four five six people and I'm not going to buy two of those twelve ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same goddamn price. I'd sure like a reply and I'd sure like you to go back to your sixteen ounce package on your regular sausage 'cause I'm not going to buy it otherwise ever again. I'll just have my own damn sausage made like I used to thirty something years ago. It's not tasty as yours is but it'll work. Good bye. A little twelve ounce goddamn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother, me, and you - six hundred pounds of men at least, get my point? - and the two girls, and they put it in that farking pussy roll of sausage. Son of a biatch. Somebody needs their ass kicked. Some little consumer geekaroid thought this shiat up. Save money, yeah. Saves money. Save money. fark, I want to eat, goddammit.
2014-05-14 04:47:51 PM  
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2014-05-14 04:45:30 PM  
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I think this guy would disagree with said article:
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2014-05-14 11:40:31 PM  
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Pokey.Clyde: NakedDrummer: It is. Quit eating 6 carbo loaded meals a day you won't spend all day on a crash and spike sugar rush.

No it isn't. Of course, I don't expect intelligent conversation from a damn drummer.

Not just a drummer, a naked one. If you can't skip breakfast without crashing into the ground your diet plan sucks. Wtf, you play skin flute or something? Quit being a Monsanto lackey.
2014-05-14 11:26:53 PM  
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theorellior: Pokey.Clyde: So eggs are considered dairy now? Funny, I guess I missed the news story where they discovered cows that lay eggs.

Hmmm, I guess we have here one of those rare people who haven't heard of the term "dairy aisle" before.

Call it whatever you want, sparky. Doesn't make you right.

/go find a bicycle thread to troll and/or otherwise STFU
2014-05-14 10:03:25 PM  
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My usual breakfast (the real breakfast of champions!):

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2014-05-14 09:14:45 PM  
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2014-05-14 08:08:07 PM  
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I found a picture of you.
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2014-05-14 08:02:33 PM  
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black coffee strong enough to stand a spoon up in and cigarettes

/gets up at noon
2014-05-14 07:58:52 PM  
1 vote:
and for those who are British...

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2014-05-14 07:57:39 PM  
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2014-05-14 07:55:31 PM  
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For 95%+ of the stuff out there it would be healthier to eat the box rather than what is in the box.

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2014-05-14 07:22:41 PM  
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2014-05-14 06:11:01 PM  
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Cereal?  They still make that crap?  The closest I get to that Tiger is the occasional bowl of OAFMEAL-
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2014-05-14 06:07:11 PM  
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mama2tnt: Who the fark can eat before noon on an empty stomach?

/Brunch ftw.

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2014-05-14 05:57:41 PM  
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Cereal is candy dunked in milk, if you did not know this then you deserve the diabeetus and early death and thank you for your mega dose of stoopid to the gene pool.
2014-05-14 05:44:16 PM  
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It's the most important meal of the day...

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2014-05-14 05:38:45 PM  
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dj_spanmaster: Maud Dib: 2 words...breakfast tacos.F dat kiddie stuff.

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Yes. That, without the tortillas. Useless calories.

Jesus Christ don't you belong over in the CrossFit thread?
2014-05-14 05:28:17 PM  
1 vote:

A couple beers and a cigarette. I get my carbs the old fashioned way.
2014-05-14 05:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
At the bottom of the article page:

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Well, then. That's just disgusting.
2014-05-14 04:50:37 PM  
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MBooda: And I only eat the ultimate Lutheran breakfast, shredded wheat. Skim milk, no sugar. Maybe slice a banana on it.

2014-05-14 04:47:44 PM  
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Who gets up before noon anyway?  And who doesn't go to bed by 5 am?
2014-05-14 04:47:26 PM  
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mama2tnt: Who the fark can eat before noon on an empty stomach?

My guess is almost anyone, considering their stomach is empty.
2014-05-14 04:43:33 PM  
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Sausage egg waffle.

None of that Masturbation Prevention for me.
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