hubiestubert: In that case, as a chef, I'mma live FOREVER...
bdub77: hubiestubert: In that case, as a chef, I'mma live FOREVER...At least until the Kurgan shows up.[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x440]
czetie: As an aside, the whole "cursing is for dumb people who can't express themselves" stupidity needs to be euthanized promptly. I curse a great deal when it expresses the appropriate emotion, but I also routinely use a breadth of vocabulary that often gets me labeled as pretentious. I suspect it's one of those "things that dumb people think smart people say", but really it's an infantile putdown from people too childish to deal with mature language.CSB: Colleague says to me, "Geez, what's with the fancy language? Did you swallow a dictionary?". Me: "I think you mean 'thesaurus'". /CSB
Rwa2play: Well, f**k me. That'll mean the last beings on earth will be me and the goddamn cockroaches. Motherf**ker.
SonsoftheSod: And yet, Glasgow has the lowest life expectancy in Britain... flabby granny flap coont ticklers
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