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(WLSAM)   Man... look at this sweet background of me and my 25 lbs of weed... crap, where's my phone?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Melton Mowbray, drug possession  
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8817 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2014 at 2:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-13 02:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
"The individual gave consent to search the residence there,

Well, son. You should give us consent. If not, we'll post an officer here until we can get a warrant which should take all of five minutes. When that happens, there'll be no hope for you. No bail. No plea bargains. We'll go all the way to trial and convict you. The judge will hand down the biggest sentence you'll ever see and you'll go to medium security right off the bat. Now, you give us consent and we'll go easy on you. Get you in to rehab or community service. The DA will take your assistance in to consideration. Maybe he won't even walk the case to the judge. I can make things happen if you comply. Make it easy for us and we'll make it easy for you. What do you say?
(Opens door)
Holy jumpin' Jebus! There's enough dope in here for a dead head convention! Oh, you in big trouble, son. I thought you had one or two plants but this here is an operation! You're going away for a long time! You done messed up!
2014-05-13 02:22:43 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm not sure why you went through my phone without consent, or why you've never heard of Photoshop, but no, you can't tromp through my house for no reason, thank you."
2014-05-13 02:54:09 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, I live in Denver now and I still don't want to broadcast that I smoke pot too much. It just seems kinda crude. I mean, I love to get high, but the thought of wearing a hoodie with a big pot leaf on it doesn't appeal to me at all.
2014-05-13 02:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
School Resource Deputy Montey Chappell discovered a phone wrapped in a paper towel on his cruiser in Frankfort, Ky., last Thursday. The individual who left the phone also left a note that said where they found it.

"So when he went to go turn it on, it had the background picture there. There was this guy with what appeared to be about 20 to 25 pounds of marijuana," Melton said.

Sounds like a good way to get rid of competition.
2014-05-13 02:17:23 PM  
1 vote:

robbiex0r: Never consent.

As soon as I read  "The individual gave consent to search the residence there,

2014-05-13 02:13:39 PM  
1 vote:
Never consent.
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