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(The Morning Call)   Well, if we can't be number 1 in literacy, life expectancy, or infant care, we may as well just surpass France in wine consumption   ( mcall.com) divider line
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1118 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 May 2014 at 1:39 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-13 01:43:06 PM  
4 votes:
When you factor out the hosts of Good Morning America and the View we come in 17th
2014-05-13 01:45:37 PM  
2 votes:
My last paycheck bounced. My children need wine.

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2014-05-13 02:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
Two words. Spatlese Riesling.
2014-05-13 01:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
I don't understand alcohol consumption, unless your life is a total piece of crap, why would you ruin your health, waistline, wallet, and dignity on something that has no benefit whatsoever. Don't whargarrrbl about heart decease cause baby aspirin is like 100000x more effective but we don't hear that from the idiots, nor doctors recommending you drink more.
2014-05-13 12:09:49 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah...but what are they considering "wine"?  There's a huge difference between Barons de Rothschild Lafite bordeaux and Strawberry Hill.
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