FARK.com: (8257771) "Toronto Zoo Crosses Fingers for a Baby Panda." I'm no expert, but I don't think crossing fingers is a reliable method for getting pregnant

		"Toronto Zoo Crosses Fingers for a Baby Panda." I'm no expert, but I don't think crossing fingers is a reliable method for getting pregnant (metronews.ca)		9
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Mangoose

2014-05-12 8:49:13 PM

It's all just 50/50 in the end.

AngryDragon

2014-05-12 8:51:28 PM

Worked for me. Twice.

MrBallou

2014-05-12 9:02:40 PM

I don't know about crossing fingers, but uncrossing legs helps.

Gecko Gingrich

2014-05-12 9:58:57 PM

It's Canada,so the male panda needs to fart on the female panda's strange, filling the female's strange with air so that the female can queef on the male's face. And, a baby is born. The entire process can take up to six months.

RTOGUY

2014-05-12 10:07:48 PM

How have pandas survived on the planet this long when they so obviously don't care about making new pandas?

kroonermanblack

2014-05-12 10:12:09 PM

MrBallou: I don't know about crossing fingers, but uncrossing legs helps.

Guess it really depends on how large your penis is. For some of us, crossed legs is the only way we'll ever feel anything.

/small penis joke

Mugato

2014-05-12 11:06:41 PM

RTOGUY: How have pandas survived on the planet this long when they so obviously don't care about making new pandas?

They're big and slow, have no camouflage, have no defenses, they have a very specific diet and they don't fark. They're basically carnival stuffed animal prizes. By all accounts they should be extinct.

brantgoose

2014-05-13 12:01:37 AM

I don't know about getting pregnant but crossing fingers has been used as a contraceptive method for centuries. It's endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church as the rhythm method and by Your Mother as the "Just say no to thugs" method.

Hoopy Frood

2014-05-13 3:33:41 AM

Well, it's not a reliable method for not getting pregnant.

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