CruiserTwelve: "The money will help police defray the cost of the department's summer-education programs for children, Ocoee police Chief Charlie Brown said."Those rotten bastard cops.
HawgWild: Six year-old boy donates his birthday money--all $1,650 of itAwwwwww!--to his local police forceOh ...
CruiserTwelve: Those rotten bastard cops.
TheOther: TomServo24: So his money didn't come from his birthday, it came from shaking down local businesses?He's running a string of 5-y/o ho's and has to give the cops a cut.
gfid: PreMortem: DumbassMy initial reaction too - also who the fark gets $1650 for birthday money when they're 6 years old?I know there's inflation and shiat, but I was lucky to get $5 each from both sets of grandparents.I'm guessing this kid isn't really wanting for much.
phrawgh: $1650? Pfft. They could make that on 3 or 4 speeding tickets or an 1/8th of a DUI. Public $afety i$ $eriou$ Bu$$ine$$.
Peter von Nostrand: I'm sure they'll feel awful for tasing him because he cut in the lunch line once they realize who he is
SpectroBoy: browntimmy: hasty ambush: Giving money to government, why do Fark ProgressivesTM have a problem with this?I know it's futile, but I'll ask again anyway. Do you keep typing "Fark ProgressivesTM"because you saw someone type Fark IndependentsTMand don't get the joke? What is supposed to be the difference between a Fark ProgressiveTM and a regular progressive?I was curious about that to.
Mose: SirEattonHogg: Did anyone bother to read the part where that the donation is going to some youth summer program?That the kid (and more importantly the local business donors who gave to the kid first) didn't give money to the cops so that the cops could buy a brand new assault rifle or to defray the cost of new riot helmets?It's practically like raising funds for any other charity or rather a govt organization that is connected with a charity - like the Marines and Toys for Tots.But far be it for me to get into the usual "Fark the cops" and "AmeriKKKa Police State" discussion. Please continue.Remember where you are dude. I'm surprised your post was totally ignored and that no one dragged out one of the tired old Welcome to Fark gifs.
gaspode: Christ when I was six I got an action-man. not thousands of bucks. what is this shiat?
Cormee: phrawgh: $1650? Pfft. They could make that on 3 or 4 speeding tickets or an 1/8th of a DUI. Public $afety i$ $eriou$ Bu$$ine$$.I see what you did there.You added a dollar sign instead of an 's', because they both look alike, to indicate financial motivation.
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