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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   ( eurovision.tv) divider line
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2014-05-10 06:13:25 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-10 05:57:49 PM  
2 votes:
My (German) wife: With all the neighbor votes you see, Germany never gets any of them. We have so many neighbors.
Me: Yeah, but Germany invaded most of them.
2014-05-10 04:47:03 PM  
2 votes:
The Voice of Doom
Also, subtitles for the people who are hard of hearing or wish they were after the first few contestants.


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2014-05-11 11:01:33 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The winner sounded like a Bond tune. Which is pretty much what Buzzfeed said. Now, I'm not a big proponent of Buzzfeed. But I think they were spot on with that. I'd see the next Bond movie if that was the theme song. :O

I would want to see the theme song montage with those silhouettes - with at least one of them a bit fuzzy around the facial region.
2014-05-10 06:33:02 PM  
1 vote:
I guess the results have spoken..

moustaches are out.. beards are in
2014-05-10 06:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
Estonia 1 point for Russia. Is that like leaving a penny as a tip?
2014-05-10 06:12:20 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: huh.. 12 to Austria from Israel is kinda shocking

Dana International would disagree.
2014-05-10 06:03:22 PM  
1 vote:
"And here's Armenia, to spoil the mood of the evening by giving ten points to Russia and no points to Ukraine. One day, archive footage of this broadcast will be used in a documentary about the days leading up to World War Three, and it won't be any more interesting."
2014-05-10 05:16:34 PM  
1 vote:
Breakdancing Jesus on a Crusader's pike, WTF am I watching?!?
2014-05-10 05:13:01 PM  
1 vote:
They should pep things up by introducing negative points:
"..and finally, Russia takes 10 points and a peninsula away from Ukraine".
2014-05-10 05:02:07 PM  
1 vote:
Norton got burned!
2014-05-10 04:55:49 PM  
1 vote:
Is that Tori Amos in a clam shell?
2014-05-10 04:55:02 PM  
1 vote:

zomega: Maybe!?!?

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2014-05-10 04:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
My name is Lukács... I live on the second floor...
2014-05-10 04:37:05 PM  
1 vote:
And now from Hungary, a song about child abuse.  Enjoy Eurovision!
2014-05-10 04:33:40 PM  
1 vote:
Wait...Swiss hipsters?
2014-05-10 04:10:31 PM  
1 vote:
France: Dafuq am I watching?  This is why the Germans invade you twice every century.
2014-05-10 03:52:15 PM  
1 vote:
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
I wasn't sure if she was wearing anything underneath.

Given the way the stage looks, some stagehand might know.

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2014-05-10 03:34:50 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-10 03:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't know hamsters were eligible for Eurovision.
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