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(Columbus Dispatch)   Good senior prank: Plugging the bathroom sinks at school , filling them up, and putting live goldfish in them. Bad senior prank: Chopping down 25 trees growing on your campus   ( dispatch.com) divider line
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2014-05-09 10:23:34 PM  
9 votes:
Have them dig up the stumps as punishment, and replant them.
2014-05-09 11:29:44 PM  
6 votes:
Pranks can be put back to their original status without a lot of effort.

You can't unchop a tree.  This isn't a prank.
2014-05-09 09:31:56 PM  
6 votes:
Some students at the high school yesterday thought cutting the trees was hilarious.

What the everloving fark is wrong with kids these days?
2014-05-09 09:27:06 PM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.

Also not cool.
2014-05-09 10:23:30 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.

Isn't that a federal crime?
2014-05-09 08:54:12 PM  
3 votes:
Idiots. Kids today wouldn't know a good senior prank if it bit them in the ass. At my high school they would paint a 50-foot penis on the chimney/smokestack.
2014-05-09 11:08:57 PM  
2 votes:
I hope they are forced to chop all the trees to kindling by hand with axes and plant replacements.
2014-05-10 07:21:57 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.

Wow uncool. Destroying and stealing things is not a prank.
2014-05-10 06:24:50 AM  
1 vote:
My senior prank was to never set foot in the place again.

Lord, I hated that place. Worst years of my life.
2014-05-10 02:25:36 AM  
1 vote:
"Either you are really excited or you hate it," said senior Moira Vaughn. "I'm obviously not promoting vandalism, but I'm glad that our class is going to go down and be memorable."

?!  What the hell is leaching into the water supply around there?
2014-05-10 01:23:11 AM  
1 vote:
High schools should include an essay in the student handbook on why some pranks are unacceptable, with examples, explanations, and which would likely result in their pressing criminal charges. Though I'd list the goldfish one as unacceptable as well; anything reasonably likely to harm an animal more complex than insects is a bad idea, and even insects aren't a great idea. As a really general rule of thumb, things that can't be undone, like chopping down trees, are a bad idea.
2014-05-10 01:17:52 AM  
1 vote:
The graduating class the year before mine got green spray paint and f'ed up the whole front of the school with it.  Took a few days to water blast it off.

That was the last senior "prank" at my school,  they said they were hiring security and having cops do extra checks at night during the last month of school from then.

2014-05-10 12:15:00 AM  
1 vote:

Some Coke Drinking Guy: My older sisters class, which graduated something like 400 students, each handed the principle a marble, as they collected their diploma.  By the end of the ceremony, he, the assistant principal, and the school superintendent all had all their pockets overflowing with marbles.  While it's not the funniest prank in the world, they were unable to punish anyone, since everyone participated.

THIS is what you call an awesome prank.
2014-05-09 11:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
A better idea, courtesy of the class of 2010 at my old school:

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/they were still charged with vandalism, though
2014-05-09 11:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
I literally drove by this school today on the way to visit my Mom for mother's day weekend.  This place is in the middle of farking nowhere.  I can't imagine that any remotely intelligent students actually go there.  The place has "everybody's pregnant, in the military, or in jail by the time they're 19" written all over it.
2014-05-09 11:18:25 PM  
1 vote:
Actually both those pranks suck. This school must be terrible if that's the best their uncreative and humorless seniors can do.
2014-05-09 11:16:24 PM  
1 vote:
someone should fark those kids in the ass with the tree stumps.
2014-05-09 10:47:35 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: The class before mine stole headstones from a local cemetery and stacked them up against the school.

But they left the bodies, didn't they, them sons of a biatches! They left the bodies, and only moved the headstones!
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