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(WFSB Connecticut)   Cop shoots unarmed black teen... Wait, scratch that. Cop buys bed, furniture, TV and a Wii for teenager who only had an inflatable mattress to sleep on, after responding to a routine call   ( divider line
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2014-05-09 09:36:39 AM  
5 votes:
And then shot him.
2014-05-09 11:23:21 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah well the US Gov't gave blankets to the Indians, too.  Better boil the hell out of that shiat, kid.

/Just kidding.  Good on you, cop.  Thank you.
2014-05-09 10:52:18 AM  
3 votes:
A cop bought me a cherry that had no stone.

A cop bought me a chicken that had no bones.

That cherry was a bagina, that chicken a Chik-Fil-Ayyyyy

The cop can take them both back

Because I've decided to be the gayyyyyyy.
2014-05-09 09:43:17 AM  
3 votes:
Did he at least shoot the inflatable mattress?
2014-05-09 11:16:04 AM  
2 votes:
13 is a good age for NAMBLA types.
2014-05-09 11:12:48 AM  
2 votes:

MooseBayou: God bless him.

as opposed to God not putting the child in that situation in the first place?

fark God.  he is an asshole
2014-05-09 09:37:23 AM  
2 votes:
But then he shot the bed, furniture, TV and Wii right?
2014-05-09 12:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Officer Acerra said he has gained more than just a few pats on the back; he's gained friend."

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2014-05-09 12:01:38 PM  
1 vote:

Zul the Magnificent: Yeah well the US Gov't gave blankets to the Indians, too.

No, they didn't. I mean, yeah, they gave them blankets, but not diseased blankets. The only documented case of that was proposed by a pre-revolutionary-war British general, and there's no evidence it was ever carried out.
2014-05-09 11:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
it will come out that the kid was actually George Zimmerman in skinny jeans and a beiber haircut, these stories always turn out bad...
2014-05-09 11:14:40 AM  
1 vote:
He tried to buy the kid a puppy, too but after shooting up a whole pet store he gave up on that.

But really, good to hear about the rare good apple in the bunch.
2014-05-09 11:14:22 AM  
1 vote:

pippi longstocking: Cops used to be community builders, I don't know when they became sociopaths thugs for the status quo.

When they lost the charming Irish accents and stopped twirling nightsticks.
2014-05-09 11:03:16 AM  
1 vote:
Isolated Incident™

/for reals this time
2014-05-09 10:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
But seriously a Wii? That's old technology.
2014-05-09 09:52:07 AM  
1 vote:

...oh, wait.  Is that not what this thread is about?

/thought for sure...
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