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(CBS News)   Mom reports child missing. Search party of 50 called. Child was at school   ( divider line
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2014-05-08 06:23:09 PM  
3 votes:
2014-05-08 08:33:27 PM  
1 vote:

47 is the new 42: Child not nod.

Depending on what was in her system, nod may have been the correct word.
2014-05-08 08:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
Child not nod.
2014-05-08 08:26:29 PM  
1 vote:
I forget what day it is sometimes, but I don't think I'd ever forget bringing a nod to school.
2014-05-08 07:45:51 PM  
1 vote:
After which the cops shot a dog and planted crack on a Hispanic after beating him mercilessly.
2014-05-08 07:20:52 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: SundaesChild: They're always in the last place you look.

A foolish saying. I continue looking for things I have lost for several hours after I find them

Damn right.  If I found one, maybe there's more.  I'll never know if I don't look.
2014-05-08 07:05:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-08 05:18:42 PM  
1 vote:
The mother forgot that she drove her child to the daycare

Drugs were involved, you say?
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