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(Des Moines Register)   If you've just down a 12-pack of beer, don't get on your lawn mower to ride down to the store to pick up more beer   ( desmoinesregister.com) divider line
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2014-05-08 05:14:28 PM  
3 votes:
Also, if you've just down a 12-pack, don't write a fark headline, subby.
2014-05-09 12:21:37 PM  
1 vote:

Cerwin3302: Came looking for The Possum... leaving disappointed.

We stopped loving him today.
2014-05-08 05:25:58 PM  
1 vote:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: It's a favored mode of liquor store transportation here for the habitual DUI offenders. They get away with it as long as they stay on the shoulder.

I'm surprised that the mobility scooter hasn't overtaken the riding lawnmower as the vehicle of choice for DUI offenders...
2014-05-08 05:24:52 PM  
1 vote:
If I were a cop I would let this guy go. I would not want him to pee or poop in my car.
2014-05-08 05:21:41 PM  
1 vote:
Fark, I am disappoint. No George Jones pics or references?
2014-05-08 05:02:36 PM  
1 vote:
RIP, Possum.
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