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(Campus Reform)   Students post ad for hitman to injure them severely enough so that they won't die, but wouldn't have to take finals either   ( divider line
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4239 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2014 at 11:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-07 11:36:53 PM  
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buzzcut73: I found myself thinking the same thing on the way to my calculus final yesterday. Unfortunately, I made it there safely and on time.

You have late finals. Mine was over more than 2 weeks ago.

I also think that most college students can relate to being that desperate. It's not as likely a joke as people here would think.
2014-05-07 11:35:39 PM  
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BalugaJoe: Usually they just call in a bomb threat.

On their cell phone.
2014-05-07 09:11:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure that ad was 100% legit and in no way someone's idea of a joke.
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