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(Daily Mail)   Lusty licentiousness and prurience, not prudence leads to happy marriages, according to randy rabbi. "Lust is key to all marriages in bible"   ( divider line
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2014-05-07 01:34:05 AM  
3 votes:

timujin: Just have to read Psalms to know that

There's a hairy psalms joke in there somewhere
2014-05-07 12:21:40 AM  
2 votes:
Kosher Lust

Don't slather your junk with dairy products?
2014-05-07 07:37:14 AM  
1 vote:
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess LyricsI want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shiat about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a ?-pee that's snapin'
All up inside I just want a princess to ride

Alright, back to the fop... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
2014-05-07 07:11:36 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: zarker: [ image 500x672]

Love is a triangle.  Bizarre.

Kosher love is much more complicated.
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2014-05-07 06:24:15 AM  
1 vote:
Rabbid sex, eh?
2014-05-07 06:22:36 AM  
1 vote:
Hey! Someone who actually read the book.
2014-05-07 02:36:32 AM  
1 vote:
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