Danger Avoid Death: *clears throat and shakes tiny fist at phlegmmo*
steklo: the night crew at Waffle House[img.fark.net image 850x637]
kling_klang_bed: Surveillance footage of the suspect:[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x855]
Precision Boobery: You all deride, but I'm trying to think of a more appropriate weapon with which to rob a waffle house. Really the only one I can think of is a shotgun taken off a rack on the back of a pickup truck and loaded with rock salt.
Precision Boobery: You all deride, but I'm trying to think of a more appropriate weapon with which to rob a waffle house.
Random Internet Persona: MustardTiger:o.O
The Muthaship: Your stripper girlfriend's clear heeled stilleto.
Danger Avoid Death: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 437x311]S
NoMessiahInHere: Wanted for questioning.[img.fark.net image 292x173]
Precision Boobery: goddamn if that doesn't look like a plastic Halloween mask.
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