Herr Morgenstern: I can't stand virtual keyboards. I need the feel of keys to know if my fingers are positioned properly, and as fast as I type, a typo can be a few words long. Cells get a pass because I can look at the keyboard without the constant up and down as I check the screen. Seriously, are these really in demand?
BowtoMogul: As much as I like some SW merch, I feel like they are reaching Krusty the Klown levels of merchandise over saturation."So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System now, Angelique?""It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?""Probably."
If you like these links, you'll love
More Fark for your buck
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jun 19 2018 12:50:27
Runtime: 0.234 sec (233 ms)