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(Duffel Blog)   Puerto Rican tired of answering your Cinco de Mayo questions   ( divider line
    More: Satire, Cinco de Mayo, Puerto Rican, Puebla, Mexican Army, platoons  
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3696 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2014 at 6:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-05 07:09:18 PM  
5 votes:
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2014-05-05 06:01:39 PM  
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2014-05-05 06:21:47 PM  
3 votes:

iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?

Don't you dare say that in front of anyone who is either Mexican or Puerto Rican.

Hell, I once made the mistake of assuming an Australian was from New Zealand, and I'm still walking with a limp after that beating.
2014-05-05 06:07:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-05 07:45:00 PM  
1 vote:
I told a waitress one of my coworkers was an illiterate Puerto Rican.
She told him.
Oh course, he immediately confronted me all puffy chested and demanded to know WTF?
I said,"You ARE Puerto Rican, right?"
He shoots back< "YES! AND I KNOW WHO MY PARENTS ARE!!!"
2014-05-05 07:34:22 PM  
1 vote:
At least we don't have to keep Sharpies away from them too.....
2014-05-05 07:17:33 PM  
1 vote:

Freakin Rican: That's not true at all about the cooking. Every pr family including myself cooks and cooks our dishes with pride. Now do I want chinese or pizza??

San cocho, mofongo, tostones, oddly enough outside of Mexico.  Puerto Rican and most latin american food  is just about exactly the same, with argentina and brazil being the exceptions. Well, Cuba too.

I think if you are Puerto Rican that you should have to pass a written test in Spanish before you are allowed to paint the Flag on the hood of your car, call yourself a boricua, and go around blaring reggaeton.

I was working in Colombia and was called out to a job site as a favor to a friend to translate.  I got there and the dudes were Puerto Rican and the Colombians could not understand them.  And the Puerto Rican dude says to me "man, these peeps speak some shiatty spanish if they cannot understand us." Since I grew up in the states around ricans I translated from their english to Colombian spanish and told the dudes to speak to the contractors in english, they would get that, and not to call people puto.

And the world will never forgive you for Ivy Queen.

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Though, she had some of her plastic surgery in Colombia, so I guess I will take some heat for that.
2014-05-05 06:36:28 PM  
1 vote:
Infantry, airforce, marines who can really tell one jar head from another?
2014-05-05 06:32:52 PM  
1 vote:

iron_city_ap: Freakin Rican: iron_city_ap: Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?


Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.

lol thats awseome

puerto rican so im getting a kick............
and a margarita

Have one for me.

i will
then ill cut you. ill cut you so bad you wish i didnt cut you so bad
2014-05-05 06:28:39 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all for Cinco De Mayo celebrations....

There are so few good opportunities to be racist anymore.
2014-05-05 06:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
Gets his salsa from New York City.
2014-05-05 06:09:57 PM  
1 vote:
Puerto Ricans / Mexicans, whats the difference?


Worked with a PR who once said to me 'Pennsylvania/Ohio, whats the difference', so I fired back the 'PR/Mex' line. He almost cut me over it.
2014-05-05 06:05:17 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: So the army has it's own version of The Onion.

DuffleBlog has been around for a few years, its not that new

just look at their site
Duffel Blog is sometimes referred to as "The military version of The Onion," but this is a popular misconception. The misnomer was cleared up in May 2012 when DB staff successfully ( s -launch-surprise-air-assault-on-onion-news-network/)conducted an airborne assault on the offices of The  Onion News Network so that others would know "The Onion was actually the civilian version of Duffel Blog."

by the way, they are hillarious, even funnier are the people who don't get the joke and take it seriously
2014-05-05 06:01:26 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares what non Americans think?
2014-05-05 06:01:07 PM  
1 vote:
They must really like mayonnaise, if they named a holiday for it.
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