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(New York Daily News)   Certain that everyone has received the news, mock shooters will swarm the new World Trade Center this morning firing "simunitions" - nonlethal paint-ball bullets. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Weird, new World Trade Center, World Trade Center, Port Authority Police Department, law enforcement sources, law enforcements, Mta, swarms  
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2014-05-03 08:36:47 AM  
3 votes:
Are they trying to save greendale?
2014-05-03 08:34:38 AM  
3 votes:
it's one of the cops' bachelor party and they wanted to go paintballing, so they convinced the commissioner that they needed to do a 'live training drill' at the wtc
2014-05-03 08:34:33 AM  
3 votes:
I hope they don't wake up the security guards.
2014-05-03 09:44:47 AM  
2 votes:
What would great is if some base jumper just randomly picks this morning as the morning to try to get past the sleeping security guards and make his way to top without knowing at all about this scheduled paint-ball session.
2014-05-03 08:55:57 AM  
2 votes:
I hope no one mixes up the non-lethal blue paintballs  with the lethal blue paintballs.
2014-05-03 08:53:46 AM  
2 votes:
Are they going to simulate the airplanes too?
2014-05-03 04:14:31 PM  
1 vote:
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Cant wait to see the paintball anti-aircraft Phalanx gun.
2014-05-03 03:10:20 PM  
1 vote:
Once they're all in, a plane will probably run into the building.
2014-05-03 08:52:38 AM  
1 vote:
Authoritarian followers are like a box of chocolates.
2014-05-03 08:51:19 AM  
1 vote:
The real terrorists are _______ (insert weapons grade derp here)
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