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(My Fox Chicago)   Driving drunk to a police station, beating your girlfriend in the lobby and resisting arrest is no way to go through life, birthday boy   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Chicago News, Vance Nono, proof of insurance, resisting arrest, Rum and Coke  
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2317 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2014 at 10:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-02 11:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
Why did he drive to the police station?
2014-05-02 11:10:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Vance Nono, 51,, of the 7200 block of West 39th Street in Lyons, had been celebrating his birthday by drinking champagne and rum and cokes for most of the day..."

If the only thing I have to look forward to on my 51st birthday is getting shiatfaced, then how how can I tell it's my birthday instead of say, Tuesday?

2014-05-02 11:03:26 PM  
1 vote:
Him and the lady that stabbed her boyfriend to death in the other article should hook up.
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