CRtwenty: Him and the lady that stabbed her boyfriend to death in the other article should hook up.
Kevin72: And if she should tell you "I love you"Just remember she said that to meTell her Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono Nono
skinink: "Vance Nono, 51,, of the 7200 block of West 39th Street in Lyons, had been celebrating his birthday by drinking champagne and rum and cokes for most of the day..."If the only thing I have to look forward to on my 51st birthday is getting shiatfaced, then how how can I tell it's my birthday instead of say, Tuesday?
Stephen_Falken: My birthday is tomorrow and this was exactly my plan. Dammit, now I'll have to come up with something else.
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