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2014-05-02 07:17:02 AM  
Up all night to get lucky...
 
2014-05-02 07:52:51 AM  
At least he knows she puts out.
 
2014-05-02 08:53:49 AM  
Not the worst date.

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2014-05-02 09:03:37 AM  
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2014-05-02 09:10:39 AM  
GGILF
 
2014-05-02 09:28:16 AM  
Oh, I bet he's going to enjoy the sloppy gumjob at the end of the night.
 
2014-05-02 10:04:58 AM  
The important question is; did he get laid?
 
2014-05-02 10:05:25 AM  
I know I should find this "sweet" but I really just find it "creepy"

/dead inside
 
2014-05-02 10:05:55 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The important question is; did he get laid?


The mental image that just caused. I need mind bleach, stat!
 
2014-05-02 10:06:36 AM  
At my old Highschool, a lot of people netted College girls. I don't know how they did it, but it certainly spammed my Facebook feed.

Also
/GILF
//Obligatory
 
2014-05-02 10:08:05 AM  
My eyes are up here......way up here.
 
2014-05-02 10:08:10 AM  
THE ARISTOCRATS!
 
2014-05-02 10:09:38 AM  
Its going to be a bit awkward when he has to explain how she broke her hip in the back seat of moms car.
 
2014-05-02 10:09:40 AM  
He's deffo gonna get laid for this.
 
2014-05-02 10:11:22 AM  
Maybe he was trying to make sure he will have been born.

/Was his name Fry?
 
2014-05-02 10:11:53 AM  
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2014-05-02 10:17:24 AM  
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2014-05-02 10:21:19 AM  

Brick-House: Its going to be a bit awkward when he has to explain how she broke her hip in the back seat of moms car.


or if she says shes 'late' next month.
 
2014-05-02 10:26:38 AM  

DonkeyDixon: I know I should find this "sweet" but I really just find it "creepy"

/dead inside


Well I too find it creepy, but I'm certainly not dead inside.
 
2014-05-02 10:27:06 AM  
Austin died a thousand deaths as Delores began twerking after one too many trips to the punch bowl.  This is only a simulation of Delores' twerk out because Austin forced the videographer to destroy the tape.
 
2014-05-02 10:32:33 AM  

DonkeyDixon: I know I should find this "sweet" but I really just find it "creepy"

/dead inside


I second that.

I also suspect the kid is just doing this for the attention and the Nice Guy credits he thinks he can eventually cash in for a hot chick (which he can't).
 
2014-05-02 10:35:24 AM  
#gay
 
2014-05-02 10:36:49 AM  
He's banking on getting tail from all the girls in the school thinking he's sweet.  Smart move, why worry about one night of tail when you can get multiple nights.
 
2014-05-02 10:37:09 AM  
Prunetang!!!
 
2014-05-02 10:41:12 AM  

TNel: He's banking on getting tail from all the girls in the school thinking he's sweet.  Smart move, why worry about one night of tail when you can get multiple nights.


I doubt it... It's kinda weird...

gingerjet: #gay


Yeah, that seems more like it.
 
2014-05-02 10:41:33 AM  

Captain Alcoholica: Prunetang!!!


Ok, I larfed.
 
2014-05-02 10:46:41 AM  
How sweet! This is like Leo taking his mom to the Oscars. Except in Leo's case, he could have brought along any number of hot women while this guy's only other option was staying home.
 
2014-05-02 10:48:46 AM  

Captain Alcoholica: Prunetang!!!


I bet he gave her some denture cream.
 
2014-05-02 10:50:16 AM  
What did he get into after taking grandma to the prom?

Depends.
 
2014-05-02 10:58:45 AM  
I took my great grandmother to the prom.

I never knew her when she was alive so she urned it.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:29 AM  
Most high school boys take a high school girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom

ftfy
also, I put some words and removed some other ones to make it more concise and not so full of words that are just place holders because your idea contained no additional information just extraneous syllables that offered no new knowledge to the reader that is trying to get some meaning from reading your words
 
2014-05-02 11:04:30 AM  

Jingle Strangle: How sweet! This is like Leo taking his mom to the Oscars. Except in Leo's case, he could have brought along any number of hot women while this guy's only other option was staying home.


Looking at the guy, I doubt that was his only other option.

kid_icarus: I also suspect the kid is just doing this for the attention and the Nice Guy credits he thinks he can eventually cash in for a hot chick (which he can't).


I suspect the kid is doing it because he loves his grandma.  I bet the difference in the way you and I interpret this has to do with I didn't have difficulty getting laid in high school and you did.
 
2014-05-02 11:10:27 AM  

trappedspirit: Most high school boys take a high school girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom

ftfy
also, I put some words and removed some other ones to make it more concise and not so full of words that are just place holders because your idea contained no additional information just extraneous syllables that offered no new knowledge to the reader that is trying to get some meaning from reading your words


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2014-05-02 11:21:56 AM  
I bet he did it for the prescription drugs.

He's getting laid later, by not by meemaw
 
2014-05-02 11:30:13 AM  

kid_icarus: I also suspect the kid is just doing this for the attention and the Nice Guy credits he thinks he can eventually cash in for a hot chick (which he can't).


More like hoping to cash in on Nana's sweet stock portfolio when she kicks the bucket before too long.
 
2014-05-02 12:34:49 PM  
Why do we always look for ulterior motive.  Cynicism aside maybe he just likes her.
 
2014-05-02 12:49:22 PM  
Good looking guy takes his great-grandmother to prom.

I know his main intention was to give his GG a great prom that she never got to experience, but you know he racked up some insane points with every hot girl at that school. He's gonna need to watch where he walks with all the ass that's gonna be thrown at him.
 
2014-05-02 12:51:05 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The important question is; did he get laid?


JESUS CHRIST, MAN! There's some things you just don't talk about in public!
 
2014-05-02 12:52:58 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Good looking guy takes his great-grandmother to prom.

I know his main intention was to give his GG a great prom that she never got to experience, but you know he racked up some insane points with every hot girl at that school. He's gonna need to watch where he walks with all the ass that's gonna be thrown at him.


Yeah, but why go out to eat when you have some nice, aged roast beef at home?
 
2014-05-02 12:56:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: scottydoesntknow: Good looking guy takes his great-grandmother to prom.

I know his main intention was to give his GG a great prom that she never got to experience, but you know he racked up some insane points with every hot girl at that school. He's gonna need to watch where he walks with all the ass that's gonna be thrown at him.

Yeah, but why go out to eat when you have some nice, aged roast beef at home?


More beef jerky at this point.
 
2014-05-02 01:29:28 PM  
C.D. Bales: You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women.
Nina: Why?
C.D. Bales: Because they wanted to have sex with them.
Sophie: Where?
C.D. Bales: Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing."
Lydia: We do!
Sophie: It's been so long!
Dottie: Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women?
[pause]
Dottie: Let's go and check it out!

First thing i thought of.
 
2014-05-02 02:14:40 PM  

trappedspirit: Most high school boys take a high school girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom

ftfy
also, I put some words and removed some other ones to make it more concise and not so full of words that are just place holders because your idea contained no additional information just extraneous syllables that offered no new knowledge to the reader that is trying to get some meaning from reading your words


Wow. An editing Nazi.
 
2014-05-02 02:16:38 PM  

bingethinker: trappedspirit: Most high school boys take a high school girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom

ftfy
also, I put some words and removed some other ones to make it more concise and not so full of words that are just place holders because your idea contained no additional information just extraneous syllables that offered no new knowledge to the reader that is trying to get some meaning from reading your words

Wow. An editing Nazi.


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2014-05-02 02:52:18 PM  
Man what a grave robber.
 
2014-05-03 12:35:30 AM  
At least he won't have to worry about this after he knocks the dust out of her skunk bunker:

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