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(Kare11)   MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing   ( kare11.com) divider line
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2014-05-02 05:03:44 AM  
7 votes:
He's the Peter Molyneux of school shooters.
2014-05-02 01:28:33 AM  
6 votes:
The first rule of school massacre shooting bombing club is to not talk about school massacre shooting bombing club
2014-05-02 06:32:37 AM  
4 votes:

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are mass murderers.
2014-05-02 08:03:31 AM  
3 votes:

pinchpoint: The One True TheDavid: An underpowered pistol bullet taking down a big deer?

.308Win is an underpowered pistol round?

They're confusing the Springfield M1a (which is an M-14 clone firing the .308) with an M1 Carbine (of which the .30 ammo is fairly underpowered).

Of course, it's all "gun semantics".  People TRULY concerned with safety don't let themselves be confused by minutiae like "facts".  For example, from the recently ought-to-be published, Dianne Feinstein's Big Book of Guns That Will Kill Your Children:

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2014-05-02 05:50:25 AM  
3 votes:

Friction8r: Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.

You are stupidity, stuffed in idiocy, all stuffed inside a giant dumb. You are the turducken of stupid.
2014-05-02 05:33:34 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.
2014-05-02 12:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
Why do these mf'ers shoot up schools where honest, hard working, salt of the earth people work?

Why can't they go to a private country club or gated community and massacre douche bags born on third base, who think they hit triples?

// that's how you impress me, kids.
2014-05-02 10:10:06 AM  
1 vote:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: The One True TheDavid: Subtle_Canary: rattchett: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What's he got here?

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The gun, not the animal.

Springfield M1a. So his parents have money to throw around. Most teens aren't hunting with 2000 dollars worth of nostalgic gun wankery

An underpowered pistol bullet taking down a big deer? Must have been a lucky shot. Hell, it could be anything, it's a common style. And a good gimmick: they make shotguns that look like AK 47s too.

By the way, ain't that photo sweet? It's almost like the dead deer is a pet now.

Bigger pic.

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Ok, I'm British and know nothing about guns, but should he be pointing the barrel towards himself like that?
2014-05-02 09:36:22 AM  
1 vote:
"He says he believes LaDue would have succeeded if he had not been caught."

Made it thru 100 commens and didn't see anyone point out "no sh*t sherlock" comment from police. If this is the caliber of police officer in the town it could have been real bad!
2014-05-02 09:07:22 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SpdrJay: Oh, so were arresting people for just planning to bomb and kill now????

Thought-crime 1984, anyone?

Except he had already planted some bombs at the school.

The investigation began March 24, when melting snow revealed a pair of devices on the Hartley Elementary School playground in Waseca. Police say one of the devices had detonated while the second had failed to ignite.
Four days later a third device was found inside of a stuffed toy. It was already detonated.

Now granted, it sounds like these 'bombs' may have not been much more then glorified firecrackers, but he obviously has some sort of mental malfunction.

What if Alanis Morrisette's song "Ironic" was actually properly named due to the fact that it contained no true examples of literary irony?
2014-05-02 08:55:11 AM  
1 vote:

GodComplex: Huh, I thought this sounded familiar.

http://www.kare11.com/story/news/local/2014/03/29/explosives-found-o n- waseca-school-playground/7055059/

Yeah, I remember the Fark thread about that at the time... Most people figured it was just kids playing with firecrackers... Oops, I guess not!
2014-05-02 06:09:22 AM  
1 vote:

Friction8r: Ooh east coast members of the FECKLESS crowd just got to their cubicles to log into a hard day of farking. Making themselves feel better with their little Internet buddies who share like-minded yet misguided ideals. Good parents raise good children who don't contemplate such despicable acts. Then there is the FECKLESS crowd.

Yeah, so what's your point?
2014-05-02 06:04:41 AM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: I blame that darn metal music, video games, and the Matrix.

My money's on Marilyn Manson. Him and that damn Enema, or whatever his name is. . . . What's a parent suppose to do against influences like that, amirite?
2014-05-02 05:54:23 AM  
1 vote:

way south: /thankfully his obsession with planning was his downfall.
/using fire, distracting the first responders, explosives.
/a scarily well thought out attack.

If you're going to use slashies they need to be bigger each time. It's a rule.

/saying goodnight
//doing it right
///suck it
2014-05-02 05:53:45 AM  
1 vote:

zarker: It does make me kinda happy to think about how, wow, we could've heard about a farking horrible thing in a week, and now we won't. Sometimes the world is an okay place

This was a diversionary arrest. The real killer will strike next week.
At least that's how it would go down on Homeland.
2014-05-02 05:45:40 AM  
1 vote:

Friction8r: Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.

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2014-05-02 05:23:26 AM  
1 vote:
Stop making them famous.


Inigo: He's the Peter Molyneux of school shooters.

"I wonder, said LaFarge, just how much Molyneaux?" -Monty P.
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