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(Mirror.co.uk)   A woman who claims to have had sex with a ghost on more than one occasion has admitted the experience was "really, really pleasurable" - a spirited romp you might say   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, This Morning, ghosts, Phillip Schofield  
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2014-04-30 12:41:14 AM  
She probably saw this movie too many times:

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2014-04-30 12:45:00 AM  
Mary?
 
2014-04-30 12:52:14 AM  
Ghost? I thought ye said goats!
 
2014-04-30 12:54:17 AM  
At least she can't get pregnant...or STDs.  So you enjoy yourself hon.
 
2014-04-30 04:19:12 AM  
I'd like to leave that actress covered in spectral ectoplasmotic goo.
 
2014-04-30 06:39:28 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Ghost? I thought ye said goats!


I can't believe somebody else knows that one.
 
2014-04-30 07:12:08 AM  
Last quoted as saying:  "He slimed me."
 
2014-04-30 07:27:12 AM  
The foreplay was a bit on the rough side.

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2014-04-30 07:38:37 AM  
My guess, is that she has been culturally taught to hate masturbation, and by blaming ghosts, she is able to masturbate guilt free.  That's just my guess.  A lot of religions that teach the existence of ghost, also really frown on masturbation.
 
2014-04-30 07:40:51 AM  

phlegmmo: She probably saw this movie too many times:

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HawgWild: Mary?


We're covered. Go home.

Sybarite: The foreplay was a bit on the rough side.

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Who knre JoBeth Williams was the go-to gal for nekkidness in the 80s?
 
2014-04-30 07:40:58 AM  
What sort of batteries did her ghost take?

/didn't click yet.
 
2014-04-30 07:44:09 AM  
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2014-04-30 07:44:29 AM  
It's all fun and games... and then 9 months later, you get this.

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2014-04-30 07:46:18 AM  
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Does not approve
 
2014-04-30 07:47:57 AM  
These stories always remind me of this place....

http://www.yourghoststories.com/real-ghost-story.php?story=10708
 
2014-04-30 07:48:54 AM  
Ghost farking, is that like ghost writing? Because I'd fark her for some other guy.
 
2014-04-30 07:48:57 AM  
Okay, okay, it was me. I gotta get a better grade of chloroform apparently.
 
2014-04-30 07:49:32 AM  

Destructor: It's all fun and games... and then 9 months later, you get this.

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The birthing would be sort of like a puthy-fart?
 
2014-04-30 07:51:21 AM  

Sybarite: The foreplay was a bit on the rough side.

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Is it me or can you see her clit?
 
2014-04-30 07:53:04 AM  
If the ghost was a lesbian, would that make it a ban(g)shee?
 
2014-04-30 07:54:31 AM  
Could she see him coming?
 
2014-04-30 07:55:12 AM  
Well I had my laugh for the day with the story and comments.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: If the ghost was a lesbian, would that make it a ban(g)shee?


Good one.
 
2014-04-30 07:57:10 AM  
Sounds like she got roofied or her husband should build a proton pack.
 
2014-04-30 08:03:13 AM  
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/haught
 
2014-04-30 08:03:16 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: phlegmmo: She probably saw this movie too many times:

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HawgWild: Mary?

We're covered. Go home.


No, we were stilling missing one.

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2014-04-30 08:03:21 AM  
Well, she's no Barbara Hershey.
 
2014-04-30 08:04:25 AM  

MemeSlave: Sybarite: The foreplay was a bit on the rough side.

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Is it me or can you see her clit?


Would technically make it a clenis.
 
2014-04-30 08:04:29 AM  

Sasquach: [img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 705x555]

/haught


Goddammitsomuch!
 
2014-04-30 08:06:13 AM  
Uncle Frank?

\obscure?
 
2014-04-30 08:07:21 AM  
Sure it's hot, until you reach around to grab his ass and get a hand full of sheet.
 
2014-04-30 08:09:53 AM  
Yeah, but every couple of nights her husband wakes up with a really sore ass...
 
2014-04-30 08:09:53 AM  
Did she have an ectogasm?
 
2014-04-30 08:10:11 AM  

xanadian: Last quoted as saying:  "He slimed me."


Boo-Cockie?
 
2014-04-30 08:13:58 AM  
Maybe it was a Ghost of a Texas Ladies man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg&feature=kp
 
2014-04-30 08:19:26 AM  
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Dr. Peter Venkman: I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.


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Dr. Peter Venkman: Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...
 
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2014-04-30 08:20:01 AM  
so life is unfair in how it distributes the sex to everyone... even in death.
 
2014-04-30 08:20:54 AM  
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2014-04-30 08:27:21 AM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 500x219]

Does not approve


Liked that movie up until the "Let's freeze it with SCIENCE!" part.
 
2014-04-30 08:30:57 AM  

SithLord: Uncle Frank?

\obscure?


If you're talking Hellraiser, then no, not obscure.
 
2014-04-30 08:31:12 AM  

SithLord: Uncle Frank?

\obscure?


"Well, you gonna let me in?"

/This is Fark, nothing is obscure.  For those who found this obscure, we have such sights to show you.
 
2014-04-30 08:33:32 AM  

Slaxl: I'd like to leave that actress covered in spectral ectoplasmotic goo.


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2014-04-30 08:33:34 AM  
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2014-04-30 08:33:48 AM  
Incubus?
 
2014-04-30 08:35:11 AM  

dfenstrate: Incubus?


Three-Fiddy?
 
2014-04-30 08:38:47 AM  
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/problem?
 
2014-04-30 08:39:07 AM  
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2014-04-30 08:39:55 AM  
So was it consensual or non-consensual paranormal activity..I mean at first.
 
2014-04-30 08:40:31 AM  

MemeSlave: Sybarite: The foreplay was a bit on the rough side.

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Is it me or can you see her clit?


We're having a serious discussion here about ghosts, so don't start talking about purely imaginary things with supernatural powers.
 
2014-04-30 08:43:18 AM  
I concur: Bustin makes me feel good.
 
2014-04-30 08:44:36 AM  
At least it wasn't Ser Pounce.
 
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