Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Morning Journal)   "911, what's your emergency?" "My grandson's lazy"   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Lorain County, emergency, grandson, Kent State University  
•       •       •

4505 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2014 at 10:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-04-29 10:58:24 AM  
3 votes:

Typhoid: ...lazy like a FOX. I'm sure he'll learn his lesson now that he has no way to access the internet.

/why did I never think of this as my ex would sit around in his underwear playing videogames while I mowed the lawn and cleaned the house with a full time job and TBI (traumatic brain injury).

Because of the traumatic brain injury?
2014-04-29 12:11:54 PM  
2 votes:

Snarfangel: Typhoid:

I'm pregnant

LOL caught by the filter.

And apparently the mailman.
That sexy, sexy mailman.

What do you expect, those freaks are so preoccupied with boxes.
2014-04-29 10:47:05 AM  
2 votes:
"I want a second opinion"
"He's also crazy."
2014-04-29 10:12:45 AM  
2 votes:
 Deputies advised the man of his options, and he said he would handle the discipline. Full Size
2014-04-29 01:42:23 PM  
1 vote:
Jeez, all he wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.
2014-04-29 10:59:47 AM  
1 vote:
Send a SWAT team over and SWAT everyone upside the face.
Displayed 6 of 6 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.