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(Deadline)   Chelsea Handler plays coy with Conan O'Brien when asked about taking over for Craig Ferguson; "Everything is an option"   ( deadline.com) divider line
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2014-04-29 10:17:55 AM  
2 votes:

epyonyx: How did she become popular?

She's popular?
2014-04-29 08:11:45 AM  
2 votes:
I'm imagining Chelsea Handler uses that phrase a lot.
2014-04-29 07:02:19 PM  
1 vote:
Tragically unfunny, as if aliens tried to design a comedian without having any concept of humor. Physically, she looks like something that fell out of an Ikea box -- poorly finished and missing a few parts.
2014-04-29 06:42:16 PM  
1 vote:

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I still want to see her sex tape.

Sure, she's sort of gross, but I'll bet she farks like a volcano.

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2014-04-29 05:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
Ferguson related question: Craig often does switcheroo comparison jokes with a format similar to this one:

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

My question is: is there a name for that type of joke?
2014-04-29 05:25:18 PM  
1 vote:
Chris Hardwick.

2014-04-29 03:08:46 PM  
1 vote:

monoski: steamingpile: epyonyx: How did she become popular?

People think being crude means she's a strong woman when it just means she tries to hard to be funny and fails most of the time.

She also tried the porn (leaked sex tape) route but most people did not have the stomach to watch.

Please...there's been tapes of Chyna and Tonya Harding too, I'm pretty sure people can 'stomach' Chelsea Handler. Now, if you would, please present evidence so we can all make that decision for ourselves.
2014-04-29 02:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
I think I might like Handler better if she wasn't so blatantly lying about her age.  It is so obvious she is not in her 30s.  And god help her if she looks like that and isn't lying about her age....
2014-04-29 01:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm thinking Les Moonves is rubbing his hands together at the prospect of Chelsea auditioning for the
role of Late Late Show host.
2014-04-29 12:05:15 PM  
1 vote:
Ask me about Chelsea Handler
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/Garmy strong
2014-04-29 11:53:58 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-29 10:47:22 AM  
1 vote:
"Everything is an option" is Hollywood speak for "I'm desperate for the job, but playing coy, but really I'll blow everyone from the washroom attendant on up for a chance at it!"

Skip the dicking around and put Sarah Silverman on network TV.  You've already been bleeping Craig for ages.

There used to be a watershed.  You used to actually be able to swear on late night TV.
2014-04-29 10:28:21 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, you know who would mop the floor with Chelsea??
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