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2014-04-28 03:23:17 PM  
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2014-04-28 03:26:36 PM  
This is the blood you were looking for.
2014-04-28 08:04:13 PM  
His midichlorians are off the charts! Call the Emperor STAT!
2014-04-28 08:08:06 PM  
May have been friendly fire... but at least we finally hit something.
2014-04-28 08:30:08 PM  
TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
2014-04-29 08:03:07 AM  
You want Happy ending?
Only Fi Dolla!!

//my bad
2014-04-29 08:09:41 AM  
Don't worry, sir.  You'll be wildly missing your targets again in no time.
2014-04-29 08:11:49 AM  
"Hmmm. Half blood, half Mountain Dew.  Even without the ridiculous costume, I can tell you live with your mother."
2014-04-29 08:32:08 AM  
 -clapping and maniacal laughter-

Good, good.  Let your blow flow through the tube. With every passing moment you make yourself more my donor.  Good.
2014-04-29 08:32:51 AM  
This is the last time we play horny nurse and lonely storm trooper.

/tomorrow it is CEO and new office boy
2014-04-29 08:45:40 AM  
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
2014-04-29 08:51:05 AM  
I don't understand it.  We were on a routine patrol on the jungle planet of Nanoon and the rebels started picking us off.  It was as if we stood out against the lush green flora and fauna of the planet.  I don't understand it.  It was almost as bad as when I was on patrol on the purple and red planet of Flangdon.  Hopefully, I'll get sent to Hoth.  Sure it's cold, but no one gets shot there.
2014-04-29 09:09:17 AM  
Admiral Ackbar:  "IT'S A TR...iage."
2014-04-29 09:28:38 AM  
No need to test for STDs. I've never been laid. Heck, I've never even seen a girl before you.
2014-04-29 09:45:41 AM  
Looks like Comic-Con was extra good this year
2014-04-29 09:49:29 AM  
"Considering no Storm Trooper has ever just been injured (you always just die instantly)...  We really have no idea how to treat you."
2014-04-29 10:29:58 AM  
"Is your blood type 10w40 or 20w50?"
2014-04-29 12:41:46 PM  
While we appreciate the blood, there were no survivors from the Death Star.
2014-04-29 01:29:49 PM  
"So, what brings you to London?"
2014-04-29 07:29:20 PM  
Long aware of their lousy aim and lousier armor, storm troopers are now dispatched via lethal injection by a kinder, gentler rebel alliance.
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