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jbc [TotalFark]
2004-02-07 01:29:14 AM  
Where's your foot-licking messiah now?
2004-02-07 01:30:08 AM  
Queers molesting minors again. It's just love after all.

Queer pedophilia is when the victim is under twelve.
2004-02-07 01:46:40 AM  
cometboy, i think a little certain someone needs Hydrocodene.
/Seriosley, calm down
2004-02-07 01:48:43 AM  
I'm still getting a kick out of it being a crime to annoy kids. Why the fark isn't it a crime for them to annoy me?
2004-02-07 01:50:13 AM  
Wow! It's just like an episode of GTO, but real! Those guys must have deserved it.

/twenty points for getting that reference
2004-02-07 02:02:30 AM  
Thats ok, my teacher openly asks girls if they want to 'pushy-pushy' while his wife is away.

Very funny guy, beer bottles everywhere.
2004-02-07 02:08:21 AM  
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2004-02-07 02:35:23 AM  
Teshigawara sucking on that girls feet that got kidnapped in volumes 3 and 4. where's my 20 points?!
2004-02-07 02:52:41 AM  

I love you.
2004-02-07 03:19:41 AM  
so uhh..yeah
2004-02-07 03:32:55 AM  
..so no one has actually written 'Nobody sucks with the Jesus' yet?
2004-02-07 03:33:30 AM  
I always knew drama teachers were totally farked up. My highschool's teacher unknowingly caused people to become gay (or say there were) just to fit in. More than half of his combined classes classified themselves as gay, even if they were very heterosexual in reality.

BTW, Rod Dash is a very inappropriate name for a detective working on a sexual harassment case.
2004-02-07 05:23:12 AM  
Someone said, "where's your toe-sucking messiah now?"

Who the hell would worship "HAY-SOOS" Rivera?
2004-02-07 07:23:51 AM  
Sure that isn't Marc Almond?
2004-02-07 09:02:14 AM  
Good luck finding a Messiah who sucks toes!

/Tenacious D
2004-02-07 11:01:40 AM  
I'm just waiting for the "I for one welcome my toe-sucking overlords" comment.
2004-02-07 11:53:45 AM  
14 year olds, dude.
2004-02-07 12:05:49 PM  
I for one welcome my toe-sucking overlords.

you're welcome
2004-02-07 01:27:52 PM  

"They just showed a chick on Fox reality show getting paid to suck the toes of strangers, I thought that was QUITE OBSCENE, but somehow it was on network TV."

Uh... Dude, it's just a toe.
2004-02-07 01:49:18 PM  
KraigS, that dude looks like Peter North.
2004-02-07 03:56:37 PM  

[image from web.ics.purdue.edu too old to be available]
2004-02-07 11:47:57 PM  
he's geigh so he's playing the "i'm being discriminated against card" IF he is guilty then it's not because he was geigh it's because he was really werid.
2004-02-08 01:49:58 PM  
It took 3 days for a an article that I submitted to be passed over and posted by someone else? Thanks, farked again.
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