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(WWE)   Will Kane beat Daniel Bryan like a Government Mule again? Can Bad News Barrett battle through the contact high to defeat RVD? Will Huge Ackman's appearance lead to Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder getting pushed again? It's WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line
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2014-04-28 7:14:35 AM  

Weekly RAW Checklist(or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-04-28 7:20:11 AM  
For this week -- Checklist #23:  CHECK!

Jetskimoo
and I will be mostly MIA from the thread, because we'll be in the crowd!  :D


Our location: Section G, row 5.  this is the floor section immediately next to the ring.  Bad news is, our backs will be to the hard cam, but that's as close as we could possibly get w/out overpaying for tix on StubHug

Our Signs: Some of which we'll be holding backwards if need be!  Oh, and as you can tell, if one asks super-nicely, we do take sign requests!  ;)

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/sorry my hand writing is so bad, lulz
 
2014-04-28 7:50:35 AM  
Dougie's gimmick doesn't deserve a sign.
 
2014-04-28 8:25:39 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie's gimmick doesn't deserve a sign.



It's only a bad idea if it doesn't work.  xD


/I'm an enabler now, aren't I?
//lol
 
2014-04-28 8:32:23 AM  
are signs like the gredunza?  even if it doesn't SAY "clenis and bees", the reference is still valid?
 
2014-04-28 9:13:41 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie's gimmick doesn't deserve a sign.


that's not fair and you know it.  everyone's gimmick deserves a sign, even if it's just "boo-tista"
 
2014-04-28 9:16:17 AM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie's gimmick doesn't deserve a sign.

that's not fair and you know it.  everyone's gimmick deserves a sign, even if it's just "boo-tista"


Now, if GMJ were to put on a sign "DOUGIE =

and a picture of Barry Windham's 1996 WWF gimmick, that would be funny.
 
2014-04-28 9:46:43 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For this week -- Checklist #23:  CHECK!

Jetskimoo and I will be mostly MIA from the thread, because we'll be in the crowd!  :D


Our location:  Section G, row 5.  this is the floor section immediately next to the ring.  Bad news is, our backs will be to the hard cam, but that's as close as we could possibly get w/out overpaying for tix on StubHug

Our Signs:  Some of which we'll be holding backwards if need be!  Oh, and as you can tell, if one asks super-nicely, we do take sign requests!  ;)

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/sorry my hand writing is so bad, lulz


I have a sign idea...

"Ich bin Schnappi"
 
2014-04-28 9:47:02 AM  
1: Yes
2: Hopefully not
3: I sure hope so.
 
2014-04-28 11:17:12 AM  
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2014-04-28 11:17:59 AM  
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2014-04-28 11:42:01 AM  

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RSTLN E
 
2014-04-28 11:43:17 AM  

cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E


no one said that was the final puzzle.
 
2014-04-28 11:45:41 AM  

cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E


better:  jeopardy

category: wwe, answer: paul heyman, question: "who is the best heel promoter working in the business today, alex?"
 
2014-04-28 11:47:01 AM  

ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.


fair enough, but even then it still doesn't make sense, as "paul heyman" would never be a category on WOF.  it'd just say "quotation"
 
2014-04-28 11:49:03 AM  

ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.


"my client, THE FINAL PUZZLE, ended his skidmarks at jimmyjohn's!"
 
2014-04-28 11:53:41 AM  

cynicalminion: ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.

fair enough, but even then it still doesn't make sense, as "paul heyman" would never be a category on WOF.  it'd just say "quotation"

And if the category WAS Paul Heyman, would the contestants ever see their money?

Anyway, probably not going to be in the thread during the show again this week.  Restarted an old tradition with a friend that dates back to the grand old days of Nitro and Raw, so I won't be at my computer or with tablet.  I just wish to say good luck, we're all counting on you, and they're out of tea in catering.
 
2014-04-28 11:54:08 AM  

cynicalminion: ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.

fair enough, but even then it still doesn't make sense, as "paul heyman" would never be a category on WOF.  it'd just say "quotation"


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2014-04-28 12:09:58 PM  

DrunkenGator: cynicalminion: ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.

fair enough, but even then it still doesn't make sense, as "paul heyman" would never be a category on WOF.  it'd just say "quotation"
And if the category WAS Paul Heyman, would the contestants ever see their money?

Anyway, probably not going to be in the thread during the show again this week.  Restarted an old tradition with a friend that dates back to the grand old days of Nitro and Raw, so I won't be at my computer or with tablet.  I just wish to say good luck, we're all counting on you, and they're out of tea in catering.


Gunny Highway: cynicalminion: ManateeGag: cynicalminion: Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 640x480]

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RSTLN E

no one said that was the final puzzle.

fair enough, but even then it still doesn't make sense, as "paul heyman" would never be a category on WOF.  it'd just say "quotation"

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*pats ziggles on the ass* don't worry, as long as you have this, you'll still have a job...
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2014-04-28 12:21:11 PM  
konichiwa biatches
 
2014-04-28 12:26:32 PM  
just because of what happened during black history month, that DOESN'T mean vince supports the clippers guy or the rancher, so why joke about forty acres and a mule, subby...
 
2014-04-28 12:44:15 PM  
Ah, Huge Ackman returns.

Which jobber will he pull out of obscurity and make us care about until Vince squashes him like a bug?
 
2014-04-28 12:45:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, Huge Ackman returns.

Which jobber will he pull out of obscurity and make us care about until Vince squashes him like a bug?


Sigh......Sandow.
 
2014-04-28 12:51:29 PM  
I am going to wizard a Sheamus heel turn tonight
 
2014-04-28 12:54:44 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I am going to wizard a Sheamus heel turn tonight


I think that is a good call, we will have to see if tonight is the night.
 
2014-04-28 1:05:44 PM  
I was going to ask if someone wanted to make a sign with my Twitter handle asking Alison Brie to the prom. You know how well me asking celebs to the prom on Twitter has worked out. :P

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


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2014-04-28 1:28:33 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Oh, and as you can tell, if one asks super-nicely, we do take sign requests!  ;)


HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, KING, ITS  KANE!!!!!

Although, for HHH for some reason KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! seems appropriate.
 
2014-04-28 1:39:33 PM  

Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 327x640]


SD! is The Shield was farking awesome.

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, Huge Ackman returns.

Which jobber will he pull out of obscurity and make us care about until Vince squashes him like a bug?

Sigh......Sandow.


Can't be, he's already dead.
 
2014-04-28 2:16:26 PM  
CM Punk gave a pep talk to a high school baseball team over the weekend.

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That's him on the left, wearing the glasses. He really let himself go since the Rumble.

/but seriously... Punk doesn't look like he needs a nap anymore.
 
2014-04-28 2:41:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: CM Punk gave a pep talk to a high school baseball team over the weekend.

[wrestleshare.com image 500x375]

That's him on the left, wearing the glasses. He really let himself go since the Rumble.

/but seriously... Punk doesn't look like he needs a nap anymore.


The writing was on the wall with this guy.  He wants to be a normal person again.  He gave a shiat about his spot because he gave a shiat about his performance.

I be he is going to enjoy going to Blackhawks game, Rancid concerts, and whatever else he enjoys doing.

Good for him.  That picture is awesome.
 
2014-04-28 2:45:25 PM  
Meanwhile in a non-TNA Univers..........

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Bad Influence is still farking awesome.
 
2014-04-28 2:56:23 PM  

Gunny Highway: whatever else he enjoys doing.


Heck with the hockey games, stay home with AJ!  xD

/damnit Blues
//you had one job!
 
2014-04-28 2:59:24 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: CM Punk gave a pep talk to a high school baseball team over the weekend.

[wrestleshare.com image 500x375]

That's him on the left, wearing the glasses. He really let himself go since the Rumble.

/but seriously... Punk doesn't look like he needs a nap anymore.

The writing was on the wall with this guy.  He wants to be a normal person again.  He gave a shiat about his spot because he gave a shiat about his performance.


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2014-04-28 3:18:08 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For this week -- Checklist #23:  CHECK!

Jetskimoo and I will be mostly MIA from the thread, because we'll be in the crowd!  :D


Our location:  Section G, row 5.  this is the floor section immediately next to the ring.  Bad news is, our backs will be to the hard cam, but that's as close as we could possibly get w/out overpaying for tix on StubHug

Our Signs:  Some of which we'll be holding backwards if need be!  Oh, and as you can tell, if one asks super-nicely, we do take sign requests!  ;)

[img.fark.net image 640x360]

[img.fark.net image 360x640]


/sorry my hand writing is so bad, lulz


Be careful or you 2 might end up almost getting retconned by Vince when NPO invaded RAW.
 
2014-04-28 3:24:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For this week -- Checklist #23:  CHECK!

Jetskimoo and I will be mostly MIA from the thread, because we'll be in the crowd!  :D


Our location:  Section G, row 5.  this is the floor section immediately next to the ring.  Bad news is, our backs will be to the hard cam, but that's as close as we could possibly get w/out overpaying for tix on StubHug

Our Signs:  Some of which we'll be holding backwards if need be!  Oh, and as you can tell, if one asks super-nicely, we do take sign requests!  ;)

[img.fark.net image 640x360]

[img.fark.net image 360x640]


/sorry my hand writing is so bad, lulz


Thank you for CLENISAND BEES. xoxo
 
2014-04-28 3:26:56 PM  
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 04/21/2014

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
bluorangefyre - @bluorangefyre
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
Cheezitmojo - @TheBusyGuy
clintster - @clintster
cman - @q64ceo
Corteran - @Corteran
cynicalminion - @CynicalMinion
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
dyertek - @dyertek
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Irishman4 - @mike1238
Jetskimoo - @coffeesnob42
Jsam21 - @coach_Sampson21
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
Machoprogrammer - @WrestlingMark2
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
nathanjr - @DC_Gardener
Nick el Ass - @realnickelass
Otackle72 - @rebelsot72
P-Money All $tar - @FiveDollarFreak
Rated-Mk17 - @Rated_MK17
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
robertus - @sublimeidealist
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Rwa2play - @Rwa2play
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sarahlh3 - @Sarahlh3EsqLite
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Triple Oak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @JDGannonWriter
Vorral @Vorral
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion
 
2014-04-28 3:48:40 PM  
CSB TIME:

For those of you not on FWC twitter this week, I had an encounter with a drug addict homeless crackhead and years of HHH came out of me.

So I was walking home from the gym and had my headphones on, walking on the sidewalk and I pass this guy who has his hood on. I keep my head down and keep walking but I notice he is trying to get my attention. So like a dumbass, I take off my headphones and ask him, "What do you want?" He is all cracked out and he looks at my iphone in my hand and asks what time it is. (There have been a rash of thefts around Vancouver with guys asking for the time and people take out their phones to look and they get swiped) So I tell him, "Sorry buddy." and I keep walking but then he starts following me. I yell at him, "Get the fark out of my face." and he gives me one of those drunk/high "Fark youuuuuuuuuuuuu." So here is where my inner HHH came out, (we were right by a park along side the street) and I yell at him, "I WILL FARKING BURY YOU IN THAT PARK *points at park* AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR BODY." immediately, I wanted to hold up the championship belt while standing on the ring posts and flex like HHH but I didn't. He then yells at me as he is walking away and called me a spaz. LOL. I could of run through a brick wall after that and walked home.

END CSB
 
2014-04-28 3:50:29 PM  
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2014-04-28 4:12:04 PM  

Supercampion: CSB TIME:

For those of you not on FWC twitter this week, I had an encounter with a drug addict homeless crackhead and years of HHH came out of me.

So I was walking home from the gym and had my headphones on, walking on the sidewalk and I pass this guy who has his hood on. I keep my head down and keep walking but I notice he is trying to get my attention. So like a dumbass, I take off my headphones and ask him, "What do you want?" He is all cracked out and he looks at my iphone in my hand and asks what time it is. (There have been a rash of thefts around Vancouver with guys asking for the time and people take out their phones to look and they get swiped) So I tell him, "Sorry buddy." and I keep walking but then he starts following me. I yell at him, "Get the fark out of my face." and he gives me one of those drunk/high "Fark youuuuuuuuuuuuu." So here is where my inner HHH came out, (we were right by a park along side the street) and I yell at him, "I WILL FARKING BURY YOU IN THAT PARK *points at park* AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR BODY." immediately, I wanted to hold up the championship belt while standing on the ring posts and flex like HHH but I didn't. He then yells at me as he is walking away and called me a spaz. LOL. I could of run through a brick wall after that and walked home.

END CSB


Ok, someone needs to PS Supercamp's face onto HHH with a shovel!

It's NPO burying time!  xD
 
2014-04-28 4:18:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: CM Punk gave a pep talk to a high school baseball team over the weekend.

[wrestleshare.com image 500x375]

That's him on the left, wearing the glasses. He really let himself go since the Rumble.

/but seriously... Punk doesn't look like he needs a nap anymore.


OMG.  He went to a sporting event!  that means he's going to be at Exteme Rules!  Vince is a master writer.  i knew it was a work!
 
2014-04-28 4:22:19 PM  

ManateeGag: FirstNationalBastard: CM Punk gave a pep talk to a high school baseball team over the weekend.

[wrestleshare.com image 500x375]

That's him on the left, wearing the glasses. He really let himself go since the Rumble.

/but seriously... Punk doesn't look like he needs a nap anymore.

OMG.  He went to a sporting event!  that means he's going to be at Exteme Rules!  Vince is a master writer.  i knew it was a work!


Dude, kayfaybe night isn't until Green Bay.  xD
 
2014-04-28 4:43:34 PM  
And in the continuing saga of Daniel Bryan and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week...

The one person to make Bryan tap has died

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2014-04-28 4:48:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: And in the continuing saga of Daniel Bryan and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week...

The one person to make Bryan tap has died

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:(  :(

*10 bell salute for that kid.  Godspeed.
 
2014-04-28 5:40:01 PM  
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2014-04-28 6:25:53 PM  
Heading to the arena now, signs and Jetskimoo in tow!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#fwc4lyfe
 
2014-04-28 6:26:48 PM  
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2014-04-28 6:28:17 PM  

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what the fark is this
 
2014-04-28 6:31:40 PM  
So at work today, I won a corporate wide drawing for a brand new pair of socks.

Things are pretty cheap coming up Karate today, so the Dunza is pretty much locked up.

Sorry guys
 
2014-04-28 6:32:19 PM  

Karate Explosion: So at work today, I won a corporate wide drawing for a brand new pair of socks.

Things are pretty cheap coming up Karate today, so the Dunza is pretty much locked up.

Sorry guys


Pretty much*

FTFM

/stupid auto correct
 
2014-04-28 6:37:05 PM  
/ARMBAR
 
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