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(New York Daily News)   Man wakes up to find horse's head on the hood of his car. "I'm not involved with any gangs; it was left by my ex-girlfriend. She's a bit crazy"   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-04-28 12:33:27 AM  
3 votes:
Don't stick your dick in crazy
2014-04-28 12:49:48 AM  
2 votes:
A bit?
That's like saying the average Farker might need to cut back on the sauce.
2014-04-28 07:22:05 AM  
1 vote:

PreMortem: Abattoir. That's a fancy word I had to look up.

What, you never saw The Architects Sketch?

/This is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage!
2014-04-28 07:19:17 AM  
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2014-04-28 06:59:48 AM  
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macross87: Well, this bodes badly for any future prospect(s) for the exGF. Unless the future prospect(s) is drunk.

Depends on where the horse head came from.  If she "harvested" it from a random animal in a pasture, then yeah you probably don't want to fall asleep on her with anything sharp/edged in the house.

The crazy woman, crazy sex thing is really a phenomenon.  The nuttier they are the wilder the sex.  It's a dangerous edge to walk though.  You have to find the one who is unstable enough to fark your brains out but stable enough to not key your car, slash your tires, throw cinder blocks through your windows and threaten you with a knife.  I've had that experience, not fun.
2014-04-28 06:53:28 AM  
1 vote:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a horse of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
2014-04-28 06:13:36 AM  
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asquian: Was the horse important to him? It seems like that particular bit of movie history gets misused a lot.

Agreed. I always thought that scene was powerful because (a) it was the film producer's favorite horse, and (b) the Corleones were silently sending a message: "We were right here while you slept. We could have killed you if we wanted, but we killed only your horse."

Leaving the head of some random horse that the recipient doesn't care about, out in some easily accessible area and not in his bedroom... well, that's still farking crazy, but it doesn't quite have the same effect.
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